Lynn University

Lynn University Slogan: I'm crazy. You're crazy. We're all crazy here.
Incoming Lynn University freshman on tour: Here at Lynndergarden, we accept all the crazies. Seriously, we've got every type of crazy you could dream of.
by Currlines October 10, 2011
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seattle university

small jesuit school on capitol hill. people are generally nice and friendly, but girls, don't come here expecting a boyfriend. there's way more girls than guys, and more than half of those guys are gay. the rest are either uninterested or major players because they realize they can get any desperate su girl they want.

it's not a party school, but parties aren't hard to find (esp if you're in sports). most people love their weed and ciggs.

academically it's not hard (i'm a chem major). just don't be like me and get distracted by ppl or the fact that so many music venues are nearby. there's WAY too much to do in seattle, and su is literally in the middle of it all.

there's lots of school sponsored events-- movie nights, speakers, bands, outdoor trips, etc. students get discounts on plays (wicked was the most recent), some concerts (last was benfolds), hiking, paintballing, bus passes, and other things that i don't take advantage of.

if you care about diversity, i guess it's diverse. not a lot of hispanic or black people; most of the asians are from hawaii or guam. there's just as many vegetarians as meat eaters. it's a jesuit shcool, but most people are agnostic or don't care about religion. it's a small school, but you will find a niche and like minded people.

anywho i go here and i love it. it was my safety school, but i ended up coming bc of money (most people are like that here). you should come here too if you're not obnoxious :
when i was applying for colleges, i never found seattle university so i decided to make a definition for it. now people from around the world can learn about seattle university based on this freshman's perspective.
by ooolalala November 27, 2009
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Capella University

A school that many losers enroll in assuming they can buy a degree to get out of stocking shelves at Walmart. Instead, *gasp* they find out that they actually have to earn their degree. A school that has losers who couldn't make the cut, dragging it through the mud. Because they found out that A's weren't handed out like they thought. Lol. You have to earn your degree here. I actually graduated and no one laughed that interviewed me. Especially the company that hired me, or the companies that offered me jobs. They actually had other employees with the same degree, from Capella. Mainly it's a school that gives access to education. People work, have kids etc.
Degree mill, Online university, Buy a degree, Myth, Capella University
by A REAL personnnnn June 11, 2019
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University of Oxford

The beta-test for The University of Cambridge.
I wonder why the University of Oxford has had no Nobel Prize winner in the past quarter century.
by Cantab1 June 26, 2009
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Longwood University

Longwood University is generally good school overall. There are many very nice people who go there, and many of them are very intellegient. Their professors often provide challenging and thought-provoking material in their classes, and many students work very hard to achieve good grades at Longwood. In fact, Longwood is probably the best place to be if you want to be a teacher. However, Longwood contains a huge inferiority complex concerning Hampden-Sydney. This complex is not necessarily an academic one shared by all students; rather, it is one harbored by a large number of the males who attend Longwood. Longwood men constantly struggle to assert their superiority to Hampden-Sydney men, but every weekend scores of their Longwood women flock to Hampden-Sydney, leaving the men of Longwood confused and angry. Many Longwood men attempt to convince themselves that these are only naive young ladies, who are unaware of the dangers of the Hampden-Sydney men, when in fact women from every class at Longwood continue to visit Hampden-Sydney. It seems that the men of Longwood are so inept that Longwood women are willing risk the dangers of Hamdpen-Sydney. Additionaly, while many of these visits have drinking and one-night stands as their primary goals, there are also many girls who do not participate in this lifestyle. They simply appreciate the company of the Hampden-Sydney man. Though many, including many students at Hampden-Sydney, believe that the HSC man's trademark is the bowtie or pink polo shirt, the real trademark of a Hampden-Sydney man is Southern Hospitality, something most Longwood men know nothing about.
Jeff: Man, those Hampden-Sydney guys sure are lame. They think they are so awesome with their brilliant professors and beautiful campus...
Matt: Yeah. They are lame. They go to an all male school; that means they must be gay or something, right Jim?
Jim: I didn't go there because I didn't get in.
Jeff and Matt: Me too.
by That guy November 28, 2004
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universal studios

a theme park, there are a couple of these across the US. i have been to universal studios hollywood in california, about 60 times, and they are great for tourists but after a while you realize there are only 3 good rides. but if you enjoy paying ten dollars for a slize of pizza, then ride a plane to california and spend your life savings on some cotton candy , a funel cake, and a picture of your purple faced wife , in the mummy ride.
mario points and laughs at the tourists in universal studios.
by keyboardpenny July 18, 2008
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Hustlers University

A university made by a disgusting individual named Andrew Tate that tells you how to supposedly make money.
People who enroll in this either do it ironically or they're an Andrew Tate stan.
Person 1: I went to hustlers university and i now know how to make a lot of money

Person 2: You dumbass.
by Majiko August 21, 2022
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