When your surrounded by kumquats and your girl is being a whore. Get that dude's kumquats out of your mouth. I don't care if it tastes citrus!
Man your girl is all over that dude in the citrus grove. Damn what a cum twat! Get that fruit out of your face!
by LittleDHammer December 11, 2016
when you gotta roll through your rolodex of pussy or through your manila folders with pics of chicks in em just to find which one was hot or which one you want to bang that evening.
HEY! you seen my twat portfolio?!?! i left it here last night and there's a chick i have in it and i gotta bang her like right the fuck now!
by DecadentDestruction July 18, 2006
A TARDIS Twat refers to a short and petite female who just happens to have an unusually wide and abnormally deep vaginal cavity. TARDIS TWAT can also refer specifically to the vagina itself.
The word TARDIS originates from the BBC series, Dr. Who, where the TARDIS was a smallish looking box, the inside of which was enormous. This was due to a distortion of time and space.
The word TARDIS originates from the BBC series, Dr. Who, where the TARDIS was a smallish looking box, the inside of which was enormous. This was due to a distortion of time and space.
"So I get her in the sack and start going at it, and I asked her 'Is it in yet?'. This TARDIS Twat was so big I couldn't even figure out if my pecker was in there. So I talked her into anal...which was much better."
by Eduardo D January 05, 2007
I was going to eat her out but she had a twat rocket in.
by Fallen1 January 27, 2003
the act of sneaking up behind a female and hitting them in the vagina. Works best while walking up the stairs behind them. You can use a closed fist or an open palm.
Guy: *walking up stairs behind girl, hits her in the vag*
Girl: Ow! What was that for?!
Guy: Nothing... I just wanted to Ninja Twat you.
Girl: Ow! What was that for?!
Guy: Nothing... I just wanted to Ninja Twat you.
by ilovebirchbeer_not April 28, 2009
The type of person first to be beheaded.The type of person to die first.The proper,up tight,and dirty minded fellow.
by The burning bush September 09, 2016
a penis, a cock, a vaginal entering implement, an object that causes great pleasure or pain if to large and vagina is not lubricated, to a vagina
susan said to joanne "wow, peters cock is a real twat buster!" whilst applying ice to her saw vagina.
by sarah dogan May 17, 2008