twat portfolio

when you gotta roll through your rolodex of pussy or through your manila folders with pics of chicks in em just to find which one was hot or which one you want to bang that evening.

HEY! you seen my twat portfolio?!?! i left it here last night and there's a chick i have in it and i gotta bang her like right the fuck now!

by DecadentDestruction July 18, 2006

twat dick

Twat Dick meaning is a slur of gaming in between useless and annoying

Aaron is a Twat Dick because he carnt play gta

by vs sonic September 15, 2015

TARDIS Twat

A TARDIS Twat refers to a short and petite female who just happens to have an unusually wide and abnormally deep vaginal cavity. TARDIS TWAT can also refer specifically to the vagina itself.

The word TARDIS originates from the BBC series, Dr. Who, where the TARDIS was a smallish looking box, the inside of which was enormous. This was due to a distortion of time and space.

"So I get her in the sack and start going at it, and I asked her 'Is it in yet?'. This TARDIS Twat was so big I couldn't even figure out if my pecker was in there. So I talked her into anal...which was much better."

by Eduardo D December 12, 2008

twat rocket

A tampon.

I was going to eat her out but she had a twat rocket in.

by Fallen1 January 26, 2003

twat weasel

a vaginal dwelling mammal, that only emergis when a round cylindrical object enters it's teritory.

example 1: please see also pussy troll

example 2: (for those of you that are to lazy to see pussy troll)
Megan's twat weasel pounced on my tally whacker last night.

by darkmagitrunks October 5, 2010

Cheeky Twat

The type of person first to be beheaded.The type of person to die first.The proper,up tight,and dirty minded fellow.

That Cheeky Twat crashed my car!

by The burning bush September 9, 2016

Twat Doucher

One whom douches their twat. More of a derogitory word towards one whom doesn't realistically douche their twat, but is made fun of because they act like they have a twat to douche.

A twat doucher can be used in the literal sense as well. All females are twat douchers.

Hes acting like such a twat doucher right now. What a bitch.

You smell dirty, douche your twat.

by Never odd or eveN April 8, 2011