God

A guy who wears a fast food uniform and still looks cool.

Praise our god for this $5 MEAL!

by Doofles the Boofles September 7, 2016

God

An abstract notion

Yo, do you worship god?
Nah man, I don't worship abstract notions created by humans

by YoMamaIsAThot May 20, 2019

God

Owen Lockwood

Wow Owen Lockwood, the god, what a hottie

by Wut m8 May 27, 2017

God

He loves you more than you’ll ever know.

The greatest love of all is God’s love for you.

by numbuh5 June 27, 2019

god

harry styles

Guy: Do you believe in god?

Girl: Yes, of course I believe in harry styles.

by hrrystyles April 7, 2022

God

This depends if ur religion

God is a lord to catholic’s

by Tellytubbie pie November 27, 2019

God

A useless being that religious people believe in. It has never existed as there is no present day evidence except stupid fiction books.

At church
Priest: Who is God?
Kid: Nobody!

by Wakanda4ever June 16, 2018