clock cum

When a male nuts 12 times in a girls ass then proceeds to put a funnel to her ass then eats the nut and eating her ass and pussy

Jack and Layla did a clock cum at night

by Jackelope April 12, 2021

Clock Locking

The illusion of time going incredibly slow generally caused by locking eye contact with a clock.

Sophie: "Seriously, this has been the slowest hour of my life"
Rob: "Stop clock locking yourself"

by trebortron June 5, 2013

Lock or get clocked

Get it together or get slapped

Yo bro you gotta lock or get clocked my guy.

by BibloSwaggins April 21, 2025

Zombie Clock

A clock that, after having been bitten by a zombie, uses blood-coagulation rates to calculate approximately how long until you will become a zombie. When the clock finally counts down to 0:00:00, you are craving brains.

Better pull that trigger before her zombie clock hits zero....

by Asdf Jkl; January 4, 2011

rearrange your clock

When my Grandma Sharon kicks your ass.

If you don't knock that shit off I'm going to rearrange your clock.

by Watson00 March 8, 2016

Tour de Clock

Having 6 28-hour days a week, essentially skipping an entire day.

Jerry: I woke up at 6 pm, man!
Tom: Wow, you starting a Tour de Clock today?

by Korinthos February 21, 2014

warble-clock

n. v. (war'ble clock) (wôr'b'l klŏk)
innate sense of chaos

He just got slammed. Not finding his warble-clock, that fool will fall into the cluster-fuck.

guy1: Warble-Clock?
guy2: If her ear were a duck I would Quackit.

by pseodowarble November 19, 2011