Threesome Day

October 12th is the day for threesomes, the day where three sexy people get together and have sexual intercourse and outercourse.

All members of the threesome must reach an orgasm.

tony: hey what are your plans for tomorrow?

annie: well, tomorrow is October 12th which is threesome day but me and ellie haven’t found a sexy boy to join our threesome yet would you wanna join?

tony: fuck yeah!

by dj sev October 11, 2020

Threesome Pyramid

A girl sits on a guys face while making out with another girl who is on the guys dick.

Me Tracy, and Sarah did the Threesome Pyramid all night.

by Doctor Hets March 1, 2021

Threesies

The act of devouring luxury snacks at 3pm

Can't fucking wait for threesies

by LOCKED IN LOCKED ON December 3, 2021

Threeskin

The gangrenous necrotic tissue of an old man's penis

Damn, I found a clump of my grandfather's bloody threeskin next to the dog bed

by Johnathan Theodore May 21, 2022

Yeasty Threesty

When a man conjures 2 pregnant women to have sex with him, without his knowledge of their yeast infections.

Eli had a yeasty threesty with those two girls from work

by ha he January 6, 2010

Pseudo-threesome

Having sex with someone twice the size of a normal person.

I had sex with a chick so large it was a pseudo-threesome.

by Bustanut-Tech April 8, 2010

whale threesome

The act of having sex while you or your partner is laying on a friends back. The friend serves no sexual purpose other than to hold the two of you up.

The other night, after Scott fell asleep, my girlfriend and I had a whale threesome with him.

by The whale threesome guy May 11, 2016