A person standing frozen in the middle of a public thoroughfare, street, sidewalk, hallway or stairwell where people are normally walking, reading or writing text messages, checking e-mail, or otherwise electronically absorbed, cut off from the world around them.
I just walked right into some mobile statue on campus because I was trying to type and walk at the same time... I guess I should have gone statue too...
by Vinculus April 2, 2009
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Get the thumbtack status mug.by tobinladen August 19, 2008
Get the garbo status mug.him: im bout to just roll with yall niggas,
his chick: i thought you was gon stay here with me..
him: i mean.. i just hit yall up later..
-- that nigga "breco status" lmaooooo
his chick: i thought you was gon stay here with me..
him: i mean.. i just hit yall up later..
-- that nigga "breco status" lmaooooo
by Unknown2012-22 February 20, 2009
Get the Breco Status mug.black face: yo dude stop acting all stiff.
White man: what you mean?
black face: everytime your around girls you act like mr. statue
White man: what you mean?
black face: everytime your around girls you act like mr. statue
by cody taulman January 5, 2009
Get the Mr. Statue mug.The point in a friendship when your perfectly happy and confident being completely naked around each other without fear of rejection. Let your hairy tacos out of their cages twats.
Gabby: um...why are you standing naked in the hallway.
Raeya: Because i love you bitch, wanna take a bath together.
Gabby: Sure, twatt.
Raeya: Pinky-swear you won't fuck me.
Gabby: lol..I'll try not to.
Raeya: Hey, wigga we totally have Nakatory status
Gabby: what's Nakatory status?
Raeya: Look it up twat.
Raeya: Because i love you bitch, wanna take a bath together.
Gabby: Sure, twatt.
Raeya: Pinky-swear you won't fuck me.
Gabby: lol..I'll try not to.
Raeya: Hey, wigga we totally have Nakatory status
Gabby: what's Nakatory status?
Raeya: Look it up twat.
by Kissthegirl May 29, 2013
Get the Nakatory status mug.A Facebook status someone posts that is a blatant lie in a feeble attempt to get likes
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)
These are all examples of a Blatant Lying Status (BLS)
'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'
'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'
'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'
'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'
'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'
'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'
by Yournigga January 3, 2014
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