BRUTAL NOODLE

a very very big penis

he had a brutal noodle and he could barely fit it in me becky

by freedom3 May 12, 2016

Booty Noodle

A term used to describe the hair of a persons anal area, when it has grown to a decent length and has a accumulated clumps a fecal matter on the hairs.

Ewww! Ed you dont shave your asshole? You definitely have booty noodles.

by trapbaby69 July 7, 2021

Flip Noodle

An idiot who doesn't know much, similar to a dip-dong

Girl 1: Wow, who's that girl and why is she still wearing Hannah Montana clothes?

Girl 2: I don't know. She's a total flip noodle.

by lalalalalalllama January 11, 2012

Poop Noodle Parfait

The end result of plowing your girlfirend in the ass, then pulling it out and having vaginal intercourse with her, then pulling it out and sticking it back in her ass and so on. Causing layers of poop, vaginal juice, poop, blood, etc in alternating layers just like a parfait.

Andy: "I'm gonna go grab an ice cream cone, do you want one?"

Jeffie: "No thanks, I got a poop noodle parfait from your wife last night."

by Eyepoo Ucantu January 12, 2011

chicken noodle soup

Crazy dance that was created in Harlem. Which is the modified version of the toe wop which consists of pulling your arms back and swinging out your legs

chicken noodle soup
chicken noodle soup
chicken noodle soup
with a soda on the side

by Saleem The Dream July 16, 2006

booty noodle

a term used for vagina

a person who is a coward. also used to describe sketchy shady and dishonest people

Kristal is considered to be slutty because she gives up the booty noodle on the first date

That booty noodle ass punk was scared to sell me anything.

by diamond d from da 719 March 4, 2010

nong shim noodles

The best tasting noodles in the world of instant noodles. Sticks to the tradition of instant noodles by containing lots of MSG and leaves you thirsty and wanting more. Available in various flavours (can't read the packaging though unless youre korean - the general rule is the redder the packet, the spicier it is)

"Why do koreans have small eyes?"

"They eat too much nong shim noodles!"

"hahah...that's not funny."

"Yeah, I know. Just felt like bagging the someone."

by Ilovekoreannoodles October 8, 2006