Whisper biscuit

A vagina so tempting you can almost hear it whisper to you, come to me.

Her whisper biscuit was so perfect I think I heard it call to me

by Nap zone June 1, 2018

Cheese Biscuit

when a group of men take the smegma from beneath their foreskins and compress it into a solid biscuit for eating purposes

1: Did you hear that John ate a cheese biscuit the other day?
2: Yeah I did dude. That sounds disgusting

by sexy carracal May 19, 2021

biscuits and cheese

Knees. Cockney derivative rhyming slang.

Ouch me fucking biscuits and cheese.

by Adamphetamine December 1, 2016

Biscuit tin

U donut

Fucking biscuit tin

by Diclhead May 6, 2021

Shit Biscuit

Being called a 'shit biscuit' isnt great though its a more polite way of being called a shit <unt.

Its similar to being the last biscuit in the tin that noone wants, usually the dirty orange one, simply because its shit.

''give us a hand lifting this mate''
''nahh sorry, sore back''
''ggf then you shit biscuit''

by King King Kellie January 11, 2022

space biscuit

A dank air biscuit. A fart so chunky you can't breathe, and neither can anyone else. You might as well be chugging the vacuum of space, because there is no air in here, there is only the space biscuit.

Open a window quick. Someone dropped a space biscuit, i'm drowning in stink.

by BlueRift September 20, 2020

biscuit cannort

The discharge of hot air from the woman's vagina during, or after the act of sex, whether with a man, or artificially with a woman, that makes a flapping noise that is distinct, and usually causes laughter and embarrassment for those involved. Similar to the sound of a horse flapping it lips while expelling air.

Shortly after he blew his load her pussy let out a huge biscuit cannort.

by The Eptomatic DJ February 13, 2021