secret pickle

when you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend and you're cheating on them

shayla is in a secret pickle because she wants to fuck Caleb but is dating izzy.

by kayak in da boat February 23, 2021

secret sandwich

A secret sandwich is used for general, thoughtless blabbermouths.

These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.

To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.

The worst method:
❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌

The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret

Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔

by Seraphim Bitches October 15, 2021

Bunny Secret

A sexy blue bunny... He's too secret... He's so blue and secret...

Hey! Look at this bunny secret!
Oh my... *cums*

by Quary February 9, 2024

Secret spunk

The act of ejaculation on a sleeping unsuspecting victim similar to soggy biscuit it is where you cum on a face of your friend or enemy when they are asleep

I totally am lookin forward to doing a secret spunk on Cameron

by The spunk man December 1, 2021

secret spaghetti sauce

I CUM BLOOD!!!!!!!!!

Would you like me to give you my secret spaghetti sauce

by Secret spaghetti sauce October 11, 2023

Secret

Something that Anns has to tell me

Anns shouldn’t hide secrets from me

by R0zal1n4 May 26, 2024

secret love

when family members tries to date opposite sex/gender cousins or brother and sister trying to date each other and marry each other...feeling so close like best friends or better, always being together and having sex together. its frown upon because the babies come up deformed or and retarded

we kept our love a secret. secret love.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 21, 2022