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by pdobrinen October 17, 2009
Get the vending machine journalismmug. A legendary machine said to exist inside of a McDonalds that allegedly serves milkshakes and only works once in a blue moon. If asked about the the machine, the McDonalds employees will almost always deny the allegation and say shake machine broke.
Legend has it that long ago there existed a prosperous time in which mankind was able to enjoy milkshakes from McDonalds. And then the dark times approached, wherein teenagers who were entitled and expected 15 dollars an hour became unwilling to serve milkshakes out of sheer laziness.
Soccer Mom: "Hi! Yes, could I get a chocolate milkshake, from the mcdonalds shake machine, please?"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Yeah uh, shake machine broke."
Soccer Mom: "Your shake machine is always 'broke'!!!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Well it's not going to be fixed any time soon. I am too lazy."
Soccer Mom: "You lazy son of a bitch!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "How about some chocolate ass cream instead?"
Soccer Mom: "Up yours! Soccer moms will prevail!"
Soccer Mom: "Hi! Yes, could I get a chocolate milkshake, from the mcdonalds shake machine, please?"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Yeah uh, shake machine broke."
Soccer Mom: "Your shake machine is always 'broke'!!!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Well it's not going to be fixed any time soon. I am too lazy."
Soccer Mom: "You lazy son of a bitch!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "How about some chocolate ass cream instead?"
Soccer Mom: "Up yours! Soccer moms will prevail!"
by Count Fuckyoulot November 24, 2019
Get the mcdonalds shake machinemug. Wow, that orphan crushing machine got voted down! Here's hoping we can vote to remove the current orphan crushing machine but it seems to be a hot topic these days.
by OverlordZorp March 27, 2023
Get the orphan crushing machinemug. Colson Baker, known professionally as Machine Gun Kelly, is an American singer, rapper, songwriter, and actor. His debut album, Lace Up, was released in 2012, and was followed up with four subsequent studio releases. As an actor, Baker made his film debut in the 2014 romantic drama Beyond the Lights. His fandom EST (Everybody stands together) are loyal and supportive of his music since 2006 mixtapes. Machine Gun Kelly recently played Tommy Lee in a Movie about Mötley Crüe. He also did cameos in many movies, for example The King of Staten Island. Colson Baker is a father and founder of 27 Club Coffee. Lately he has dropped his first alternative rap album “Tickets to my Downfall” featuring Trippie Redd, Ian Doir, and Halsey. He is currently dating Megan Fox an American actress and model.
“Hey have you listened to Machine Gun Kelly’s new album?”
“Yeah. People everywhere are listening to it. It hit number 1 on Billboards top 200 Albums.”
“Yeah. People everywhere are listening to it. It hit number 1 on Billboards top 200 Albums.”
by vertigo-onism January 3, 2021
Get the Machine Gun Kellymug. 
A dude who'll probably get killed by Em in a diss track. I respect both of them,but this might be the best Hip/hop beef we ever seen. *Fireee*
Mgk will destroy Em. No dude,Em will destroy MGK. And it will be a loop. Machine gun kelly, rapper from Cleveland.
by ggbro332r btw thats my twitch September 4, 2018
Get the Machine Gun Kellymug. A Highway Patrol Officer, derived from when the siren on a HP car was a single strobe and looked like a bubble gum machine.
by Pork King April 30, 2003
Get the bubble gum machinemug.