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Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
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she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016
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Obama's last name

One of the most unsolved mysteries in the whole world.
Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.
by a guy thing October 13, 2022
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Last Season Syndrome

The final season of a television show being terrible/underwhelming.
Bob: "Hey man, did you catch the final season of Game of Thrones?"
Adam: "Yeah man, it was terrible. Season case of Last Season Syndrome."
by Messiah17 August 2, 2022
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last 15

Last 15 minutes of fame. To quote Andy Warhol "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes".
She has been all over the news again, lets hope this is her last 15.
by TUC2020 February 9, 2018
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Da Vinci's last brush

When you're sitting on the toilette, detaching a poop, which is too long to flush right away, and it falls straight ahead, 12 o'clock, giving your balls a disgusting touch.
"Oh look! Shaquille O'Neal is using some of his Da Vinci's last brush to cover his little sons pimples."
by Benschaminbensch1 April 29, 2018
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Last Minute Mike

When someone with pertinent information withholds that information until the very final second.
We were supposed to be on air 'till 6:30 but Last Minute Mike forgot to tell us we were off at 5:30!
by Ronnie Durbitz January 6, 2022
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Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.
Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.
by Goat Milking Contest Winner. December 12, 2012
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