Edward 40 hands

A song by the best band of all time, mom jeans

Person 1: what's ur favorite mom jeans song?
Person 2: Edward 40 hands

by Yousuckloser June 4, 2021

Lee Edwards

Lee Edwards is a man who is most commonly recognised due to his inability to avoid being hacked. A Lee Edwards will often come bottom of any sort of competition (usually where football is involved)

Though often portrayed as a bullshiter, a Lee Edwards has beeb known to get multiple bangs a night

Omg I've been hacked again...May aswell call me Lee Edwards

Looking like you are going to finish bottom of the fantasy league again...what a Lee Edwards move

by Hypnometh May 21, 2023

Andrew Edward Tink

A mid 30s super sexy hunk who has a 7inch penis and is loved by everyone.

"Hey Rachel Green, you coming over tonight? My parents are out on a date ...."
"Oh def, Marcus, as long as you show me how much of an Andrew Edward Tink you can be tonight!"

by What is a pseudonym!!!? October 3, 2017

Edwards

A twilight loving, Cars ( the movie hater), won’t watch OBX even if you’ll rewatch it with her, British boy loving, bitty.

Man that Edwards needs to respect Cars (the movie lolz).

by bittyboo April 14, 2021

Edwards-Causer

If you have this for a last name, you a very poggers and a credit to society, People often tease this person for there interests and frame them but do they care? No.

Wow! Here comes *A Name* Edwards-Causer. they look very poggers today

by Matthew EC November 25, 2021

Edward

Edward most likely can fuck your bitch

Edward that one sneaky mf

Keep an eye out for niggas named Edward

by ImJusSaying November 22, 2021

Edward

Edward is a guy with a huge Dick and great athlete. He is sweet and unselfish to everyone. But if youre mean to him hill kill you. He also loves Basketball.

Have u tried an edward

by Topshaggergoerge June 30, 2018