Turd Molester

A person who is so completely vile and objectionable that her/she makes excrement feel violated.

The Westboro so-called Baptist Church is a congregation of turd molesters.

by coeurkrahe April 3, 2011

turd chomper

one who consumes feces

So I walked into the stall and i found this turd chomper chowin down

by bonjangelz April 30, 2011

ash turd

That annoying line of ash left after incense, usually still in the same place it landed. This light gray line looks very similar to a turd because of its long, cylindrical form. Typically found in presence of hippies, marijuana, college kids, and head shops. Can be purchased at Earthbound across the nation.

-"Dude, what the hell is all that gray shit?"

-"Man, incense."

-"It's on the counter, table, bedside table, bathroom counter, even in the car!"

-"Fucking ash turds. FML."

by uttttyler May 9, 2011

Turd Knacker

A definition that my 4 year old son made up for someone who could be considered a "Deusch bag".

Jeremy sure thinks he is super cool. What a turd knacker.

by xannixon September 9, 2010

Turd Blinkers

The single minded focus of someone who really, really has to take a crap.

Guy #1: What the hell, Matt just completely ignored me as he walked past!

Guy #2: Ahh dont take offence man, we had German food for lunch, he's probably just got turd blinkers on

by ArrV April 1, 2011

Herb Turd

The aftermath of emotionally displeasing a male Herbert. A Herb Turd is an irrational response to a seemingly ordinary situation. The Herb Turd can be identified by unfriendly behaviour, faceblocking and the establishment of ancedotal chinese whispers.

Person 1: I tried to contact Herbert via Facebook the other day but he was gone from my friends list

Person 2: Man, you totes got faceblocked. Thats a Herb Turd right there, and believe me, that shit sticks.

by HighLevelDisinfectant May 20, 2011

Turd Vertigo

The repeated motion of standing up/sitting back down on the toilet while trying to assess if ones bowel movement has run its course.

Named after its similarity to a person with vertigo attempting to stand up after being seated.

Also known as "Turdigo".

I can't get up off the toilet, I must have turd vertigo.

by njjg June 2, 2011