carpet hotdog

When pubic hair grows onto the penis shaft.

My carpet hotdog needs shaved.

by Golden silence June 11, 2022

Carpet Grabbers

a nickname for feet

“Woah bro, get those carpet grabbers away from me”

by haroldeddystyles June 11, 2022

It's back to carpets for you.

The famous line Top Gear presenter James May said against Saudi Arabians.

Jeremy: So if you're watching this in Saudi Arabia, *wheeze*

James: It's back to carpets for you.

by randombeans June 11, 2022

carpet house

taya bedford

taya bedford lives in a carpet house

by ohmylolly98 June 15, 2022

Magic Carpet Ride

Wrapping someone up in a carpet and chucking them out the window of a tall building or skyscraper. (Mainly done by the mafia)

*Person 2 slaps face of person 1

Person 2- Ayy boss, since this guy won’t talk I say we send him on a Magic Carpet Ride.

Person 1- WTF is that supposed to mean?

Boss- Hehe…lets just say it will take you to a whole new world.

by Ualreadyknowwwwhoitisss July 2, 2022

Carpet fucked

The art of making a goliath dildo out of carpets and lubing it up with 32 packets of mayo for your own sexual needs

Yo man, i just got carpet fucked last night by my 32 year old carper

by commanderveinycok December 3, 2025

Oli's Carpet

A post nuclear site usually used to refer to somthing destroyed or ruined, or used to refer to somthing disgusting.

That looks like oli's Carpet
This tastes like oli's Carpet

by Fusion248 December 7, 2025