carpet painter

people who dye or bleach their pubic hair

"Jane": Omg Sally is such a carpet painter...
"Jill": well everyone was calling her a bleach blonde so it only makes sense to match....

by atboggs September 16, 2012

Carpet swimming

When your indoor pets scratch their nasty asshole on your carpet.

Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.

Oh fuck. Rover just went liquid and now he's carpet swimming across the living room!

by StinkyMinkey October 3, 2023

carpet hotdog

When pubic hair grows onto the penis shaft.

My carpet hotdog needs shaved.

by Golden silence June 11, 2022

Sniff the carpet

Another way of saying someone is/has gone down on a woman.

Guy 1: Bro did Sniff the carpet last night?
Guy 2: Yeah.

by SolarFlare0202 February 8, 2021

Taste like hotel carpet

When you try a new vape flavour..
And it taste absolutely fuckt.

Taste Like old Hotel Carpet

Taste - dry, musky, chat, weather beaten, scungy shit.
Fuck you- Mango/Guava.

Hey I’ve got some New vapes to try “here”
😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨
Aw FUCK that taste like Hotel Carpet, what the fuck are you trying to do to me bro. 🤮🤮🤮

by Logical thinker. July 23, 2021

Carpet Square Arena

An area inside a home, usually a living room, where individuals hash out their differences by means of physical techniques not commonly allowed if parents were home. Derived from the Indianapolis area where WWF used to have live events named Market Square Arena.

Kid 1: Stop taking things from my room!

Kid 2: Make me!

Kid 1: I'll take you to CARPET SQUARE ARENA

House gets destroyed.

by Marshall Mattrz September 13, 2021