boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

Breasting Chair

A dual purpose chair used for both breast feeding and resting

“I thought this was a regular chair I didn’t know it was a breasting chair”

by GeorgeFeeney February 27, 2023

Chairs Mart

An alternative way to thank someone, usually in a casual manner. Generally used with someone that is your mate, to whom you might say Cheers to over a drink.

You: Did you bring a beer for me too?
Your Mate: Yeah, Of course.
You: aw, "Chairs Mart"

by VonRuss May 24, 2021

secret rocking chair

When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.

My ass hole sure hurts after my husband gave me the secret rocking chair!

by Cockgobblin69 June 8, 2016

red chair porn

Usually in reference to gay porn, but can be applied to any sexual act which involves the person being penetrated bleeding from the penetration.

Oh my god Robb! I found this really hot red chair porno last night, starring Kevin Warhol as the top!

by Lilithpeltriddawson April 9, 2017

sitting chair

something kayleigh kuebler won't sit in

i told kayleigh kuebler to sit down and she said that she broke ferry's sitting chair

by cam black April 19, 2018

chair hugger

someone who has a strange desire to be tied up during sexual intercourse.

Me: "My ex was a lowkey chair hugger."

Friend: "Ew."

by pepe is daddy. April 3, 2016