if i had wheels i'd be a wagon

You change reality;it is what it is

Person 1: I wish I had different parents

Person 2: Well,if I had wheels I'd be a wagon

by BeastGirl Forever May 27, 2014

keep your hands on the steering wheel

A phrase meaning : despite the surprises life may throw at you, don't despair or lose hope

Keep your hands on the steering wheel; you may still be able to pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fireand find a solution to your trouble.

by Sexydimma February 03, 2015

the wheels on the bus go round and round

A nicer way of saying " corruption is, was, and will be generational"

Hilary Clinton cooing her granddaughter: sweetie, we Clintons live by a different set of rules. remember, you are destined for great things, corruption is not genetic. Corruption is a case of the wheels on the bus go round and round.

by Sexydimma July 03, 2016

cart-wheel-ack-arrest

When one starts doing cart-wheels and cannot stop.

"One time I started doing cart-wheels and I almost whent into a cart-wheel-ack-arrest, it was pretty scary."

by Isiah paige January 10, 2008

I had one but the wheels fell off

A sarcastic reply, used when you don't understand what the other person is saying (commonly technical).

Frenchie: C'est ville quos muos pume rouge j'aime marsh'mallo
Paul: I had one but the wheels fell off.

or

Person A: All you have to do is remove the hydraulic overhead slip ring so the cam will meet the side flange.
Person B: Yeah, I had one but the wheels fell off.

by weavile22 December 27, 2010

Digital Third Wheel

Same as becoming a third wheel but in the company of another who prefers to text/converse with someone else than you. Typical occurrence for 'besties' which one of them recently got engaged in a relationship.

A: Saw you riding train next to the popular chick, how'd it go?
B: Boring. I got Digitally third wheeled the whole ride.

(A: Digi-wha..?
B: a 'Digital Third Wheel' is- Same as becoming a third wheel but in the company of another who prefers to text/converse with someone else than you.
A: Dang that sucks..)

by Suzu-nee January 18, 2024

Spare Wheel

A person who is going out with two couples. They become the pare wheel because there are 4 tyres on a car. It is worse than third wheeling because the two couples have ‘couple things’ to discuss and the spare wheel is just lonely, or as per usual unused.

Couple 1: “hey did you want to come out with us and couple 2?”

Spare wheel: “yeah sure” *inside their head* “dang it now I’m gonna be a spare wheel”

by honeybabybooboobear December 06, 2023