Warrior

A clan of elite niggaz at The Cheesecake Factory.

Dave is black, he likes his food warrior well.

by Bone Monster January 23, 2019

weather app warrior

One who frequently utilizes the weather app on their phone to avoid awkward social situations or talking to the opposite sex. Paradoxically, also usually the person to ask "Where the hoes at?" upon arriving at a function.

Daquavion may act like he's great with girls, but he's really a weather app warrior.

by zorgid September 21, 2024

Schizoid Justice Warrior

Slang phrase that's an off-shoot of the phrase "Social Justice Warrior", but with a bit of King Crimson thrown in

Sing the phrase to the tune of 21st Century Schizoid Man by King Crimson SCHIZOID JUSTICE WARRIOR!

by cloversuper8 January 29, 2022

Sachel Warrior

A sachel warrior is a person experienced in or capable of engaging in combat or warfare, especially since this warrior has to protect his/her sachel at all times, or he/she will collapse. Sachel Warriors typically look Swedish with long blonde hair.

A sachel is A FATTT SAck of weed aka marijuanna

Look out, here comes sachel warrior, hide your sachels.

by Pinelopes November 19, 2010

Fashion Warrior

Dresses the way they think warriors would dress, uses key words, and talks a big game buy lacks the substance of what makes a warrior a warrior...

Fashion Warriors love to virtue signal.

Look at that Fashion Warrior, all charisma, no courage

by anonymous March 12, 2022

Golden State Warriors

A team that knows how to manipulate the seeding so that they never look like the big bad bullies of the West (even though they have the mentality of bullies, they feel like they can easily defeat about any team that goes against them and extend their dynasty). You don't often see them as the number one seed in the West because that's harder to maintain (especially for more than one year, with consistency), since every other team is coming for you and you're not under anyone's radar that way.

The Golden State Warriors want to get away with being bullies, that's why they're not always the number one seed in the West (that would actually make it harder for them to win championships). Last year they were number three, this year they're number six, that way they look like underdogs on paper to at least one other team going against them.

by Snowboy Jr. April 26, 2023

bot warrior

A person who creates bot accounts to reinforce their opinion online because they are an absolute loser. Someone who has no social life and has nothing better to do than create bots to downvote something that triggered them because they are so butthurt, pathetic, and miserable.

Some MAGA bot warrior has been downvoting a definition I published on Urban Dictionary thousands of times because it hurt their feelings.

by Pachos August 14, 2024