Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

A Facebook status someone posts that is a blatant lie in a feeble attempt to get likes
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)

These are all examples of a Blatant Lying Status (BLS)

'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'

'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'

'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'

by Yournigga January 3, 2014

Broke Status

The time period in between being Flat Broke and Pay day where you have about $20 to your name.

Hey man I'm back from my trip wanna go out for a beer this Tuesday?- Friend 1
Nah, I'm broke status right now we get paid on Thursday though- Friend 2

by Sstav August 20, 2016

Confederate statues

A surface object to represent the power struggle that was the Civil War, as all wars are really power struggles.

The Civil War wasn't about Confederate statues any more than it was about slavery, but if certain people are listened to and taken seriously, you would think it was.

by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021

Statue Of Liberty

Whilst the woman is bent over getting piped in the ass the male stands up straight raising his right arm int the air and during this sex move the male must be wearing a roman toga and be holding the bible

Guy 1: Me and sarah tried to do the statue of liberty last night
Guy 2: SO DID WE!!!!!

by JEWSUS CHRIS May 27, 2018

Frontiers Status

Often used as an interjection during a sexually explicit or inappropriate video or image to Sonic from Sonic Frontiers beating the shit out of the Titans (The Titans being Giganto, Wyvern, Knight, and Supreme). Accompanied by either
"Undefeatable", "Break Through It All", "Find Your Flame", or "I'm Here."

Usually Frontiers Status can't or shouldn't be used in a sentence.

by Praise The Lord Paddington May 28, 2024

unc status

Unc status: Someone who is above the age of 18 or just turned 18 yet is still surrounded by people younger than them. Also could be referred to as a pedo

Ex1:

A: Yo bro you just turned 18 huh?
B: Yeah why?
A: DAAMN, you're an unc now

Ex2:
A: He is always around kids bro
B: Yea he achieved unc status

by egskibidi June 13, 2024

Monkey Status

minkey status

im not even in monkey status

by bdm.smile April 11, 2022