Polish my seat

When a man rubs his erect penis between your butt cheeks and ejaculates. His cum is then rubbed into your skin, giving your seat a good polishing.

Polish Peter used his polish peter to polish my seat

by BBootyKing November 5, 2018

Polish Purple-Nurple

During intercourse, when a morbidly obese Polish woman grabs onto both of your nipples and starts aggressively twisting as you begin to ferociously nut everywhere.

"I ejaculated so hard, it reminded me of a polish purple-nurple"

by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Fuzzy Nail Polish

Fuzzy Nail Polish is a nail polish from sally hansen it is made to look fuzzy and like a fuzzy pillow. It is an ok polish but hard to use.

"Have you tried Fuzzy Nail Polish yet?"
"No how is it?"

by CornFlakes N. Mihul May 8, 2013

Polish cough

One who recieves anal sex from a Russian and oral sex from a German at the same time.

We tried the Polish cough last night. She lost her voice and can not walk straight.

by Riggaz September 16, 2017

polish martini

A beer with a booger in it!

I put a chunky booger in my friends beer so he could drink a polish martini.

by friedfisherman July 29, 2023

the polish poof

When you are of polish decent and have an excessively wavy to moderately wavy large hair

The polish poof is out of control today, my hair is the size of a house.

by Philumup April 20, 2018

polish pay

When you use a potato as a fleshlight and mud as lube.

Mate, im so poor I've begun using polish pay for satisfaction.

OR
Did you hear about Smith? He found polish pay at the farm.

by SootRat February 15, 2021