Last guy on the bus

Way to express that you don’t want a relationship with a girl that’s slept with too many people.

She’s cute and all, but I think we’re just gonna be friends. I don’t wanna be the last guy on the bus.

by SiL3Nt J September 21, 2023

The last supper

The sexual act of gaping the submissive partners anal cavity, lubing up your head and quickly slotting it into the asshole. Then, pulling out quickly to make a "PLOP" grabbing bread and wine, then slotting yourself plus the recently aquired bread wine combo and eating/drinking inside the partner. Then, as your partner dies from internal bleeding, sleeping inside the anal cavity as it contracts around your neck and then suffocates you. Hence the name "last supper".

David: Dang bro, did you hear about how Jerome and his wife went out?
Larry: Yeah apparently they did the last supper..
David: Must have been brutal jeez.

by Jesussi December 25, 2021

Last I checked you cant drink ice

When you walk by someone and they only hear the tiniest part of the convo with little to no background info

"Yeah and his water was in the freezer"
"Last I checked you cant drink ice"

by Andje December 7, 2021

Da Vinci´s last brush

When you´re sitting on a toilette, detaching poop which is too long to slide away, and it´s falling straight ahead,

12 o´clock, giving your balls a disgusting touch.

„Oh look ! Shaquille O’Neal uses some of his Da Vinci´s last brush to cover his little sons pimpels."

by Benschaminbensch April 28, 2018

The Last Page Effect

The Last Page Effect (noun) – The bittersweet realization that something meaningful is coming to an end, bringing a mix of nostalgia, regret, and the fear of lost possibilities. It’s the feeling of reaching the final page of a great book—knowing you had plenty of time to experience its story, yet still wishing you had done more before it was over.

Example 1: "Graduating college hit me with The Last Page Effect—I always thought I had more time to do everything I wanted, but now it's just... over."

Example 2: "As I packed up my childhood bedroom for the last time, The Last Page Effect sank in. I lived here for years, but suddenly it feels like I never fully appreciated it."

by BorderlineApathetic March 3, 2025

last place at a turd eating contest

Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.

Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.

by Goat Milking Contest Winner. December 12, 2012

Sho [Last Name]

me

Person A: do you know Sho Last Name
Me: Yes, it's me

by Sho [Last Name] July 25, 2021