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Goblin King

A male that is very heavy weighted and sits around playing video games all day. One is also know to lie a lot.
Dude did you see that Goblin King?

Yeah, he told me he's a pilot.
by By Audio January 12, 2013
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midnight goblin

A person who often wake up in the middle of the night, horny and with a goblin like energy, starts having sex with their partner.
1) Dude! She started blowing you in your sleep?
2) Yeah she's my midnight goblin, gobbling on my d**k
by MoonshinerPhil September 17, 2023
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sperm goblins

Exactly how it sounds someone who gobbles sperm
by SlinkyDick July 3, 2022
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Spear Goblin Spam

A method in Clash Royale consisting of spamming spear goblins and huts, resulting in a self lobotomization, making you retarded.
Person 1: Hey, are you using the Spear Goblin Spam method?

Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: You do realize only low tier arena bots use that when their AI gets desperate, right?
by unused username February 14, 2024
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Dope Goblin

a dope goblin is a person who clearly uses hard drugs but claims sobreity publicly. the dope fiend the your Facebook page giving steady updates on their life that on one cares about. (statuses, selfies, etc)
that dope goblin is claiming to be clean on Facebook for the 5th time this year... oh wow smh
by touch of tism March 15, 2024
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Goblin Mode

When you go into a state of grief and sorrow and resort to becoming a goblin.
Person 1: I am going Goblin Mode.

Person 2: No! Dont go Goblin Mode!
by BowlPlane January 17, 2023
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Hoe Goblin

a incredibly short person who steals the worlds supply of hoes and leaves none for the rest of us
ur mother is the biggest hoe goblin this town has ever seen
by trlyhis July 16, 2023
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