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English

English is a subject in school. Normally you write or learn about history in English. English has many rules and not a lot of people agree with these rule. For example when texting people often don't put punctuation at the end of a sentence.
I have English 6th period.
by WritingGirl2000 January 9, 2017
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Englishness

Similarly to engrish, is a word used to describe incorrect/bad use of grammar or command of the english language
I full failed that english exam!my englishness was awful
by goofygoober009 October 25, 2012
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joey english

The sexiest man to ever live. He's been gettin hoes since seventh grade.
by Joeyacme3300 June 8, 2016
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English or Spanish?

Question asked to someone followed by a test for one’s sexuality.
Man 1: English or Spanish?
Man 2: English

Man 1: Whoever moves first is gay
Man 2: …
by wannaberizzler June 8, 2024
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The English Slanguage

The English slanguage is composed of all the words or phrases that aren't really words, yet get used on a regular basis through either texting or talking. For example, "brah" or "legit" or "no cap" are part of slanguage.
Dude, they really need to make a dictionary for the English slanguage. Half the time I don't know what people are talking about.

All the cool kids talk in slanguage, no one uses proper grammar any more.
by SuperSavannah October 22, 2019
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English Exit

The route by which a member or members of a small group will beeline to every person and their dogs that they've remotely interacted with at the end of any event, whilst making insincere commitments to keep in touch.

Often but not always there will be an unwilling party that is clearly distressed or eager to leave dragged along.

The route often includes going further from the exit, and a undefined loitering time outside of the event area or doorway.
Example Couple at a club:

Partner 1: I've had enough of this joint, wanna bounce? Irish Exit or English Exit?

Partner 2: Yeah me too, English Exit, don't want to be rude.
Partner 1: If we must
by Johnny Jay English July 8, 2022
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