midnight switch

when you're fucking a bitch you blindfold her then leave the room. your homie comes in and starts fucking her and she still thinks its you

damn bro we just pulled a midnight switch on that hoe

by Moonmanjewmanz666 March 6, 2017

bait-and-switch baby

Your friend's children who are so well behaved and perfect, it lulls you into thinking parenthood is easy and into having one of your own-- which will inevitably be very, very misbehaved.

Don't let Larry and Rory's new bait-and-switch baby fool you, you're not ready to have kids!

by photojenna June 30, 2008

Clickbait-and-switch

An exciting headline on a boring article.

"Do homeless people want a job? The answer may shock you!" The answer was,"yes." Total clickbait-and-switch.

by Truncation_err May 11, 2016

swift

A boy/man who gets a load of pussy and will always be a womaniser, he will be a successful person in what ever he does and he is a leader to everyone, and he will always try to help out his youths and he try to remain a king for eternity

trappz,lenz and shottz are swift

by swift headley January 11, 2015

swifty

It's a handjob from Taylor Swift where she just has a surprised look the whole time.

That swifty was sooo amzain!

by DFs May 28, 2012

SwitcH

a good counter-forces player that is fat, but has a secksay voice :o~

SwitcH: My girlfriend keeps calling me. ):
RAGE: Tell her to stfu, we need to practice.
SwitcH: I can't!
RAGE: Does she put out? :o
SwitcH: Sometimes.
RAGE: GAWD YOU'RE FAT. AND WHAT KIND OF NAME IS PJ NIEGSCH ANYWAY?

by Yammins January 5, 2009

swifting

to put Taylor Swift on repeat for extended periods of time , taking advantage of the fact that she has a song for every emotion.

I've been swifting since Tuesday, when my boyfriend broke up with me.

by swiftafolyfe December 10, 2009