shifting_withdelaneydrs

shifting-withdelaneydrs is a shiftoker on the app tiktok, they are know to make videos about their desired reality’s. they are also the be set shiftoker on the app currently

wow shifting_withdelaneydrs is so cool and awesome!

by possums_are_my_favorite September 5, 2021

venom spitting manitie

a non demesticated manitie that still has its front fang
the fang is used to sink boats and kill people it mostly hunts for cubans or homo emo kids it also enjoys the tast of gressed up italins also if injested can lead to death of srinkige of your penis

(rob)holy shit tom!!!!
(tom)what
(Rob) it is one of those god damm venom spitting manities
(tom) Quick run run towrd the hills!!!
(rob) We are on a boat dumbass
(tom) Well then i think it is safe to say we are screwed
(rob) yes tom yes we are

by chrissss2212 May 13, 2010

competitive sitting

The extremely competitive sport of seeing who can sit for the longest period of time. First official high school team created for this in early 2011 in Missouri.

Competitive sitting is awesome!

by N00berson McGee July 12, 2011

Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November girls have to sit on guys laps whether it's in a car on a train or even a school bus they have to sit on the boys lap or the boy can sit on the girls lap for 3 minutes

Sit on my lap
Fine I guess it's lap sitting month

by Fijfntjdudhrd October 2, 2019

reality shifting

reality shifting is when mentally ill teenage girls think its possible to move your subconscious from this reality to another using different methods. it became popular on tiktok in 2021 from posts of teenagers claiming they went to hogwarts. what this actually is is lucid dreaming. lucid dreaming is a dream that feels real, and you can control different elements of it. reality shifters refuse to believe that reality shifting is the same thing as lucid dreaming, and their main argument is that reality shifts can last for months. many of these people are simply lying, however the brain can trick you into thinking dreams last months. if a reality shifter ever tells you they can shift for months or years at a time, tell them to learn a new language by tomorrow. this completely shuts down their point as they will not actually be able to learn a language in one dream.

if you have gotten interested in reality shifting and know it's not real but wish it was, do some research on lucid dreaming! it feels completely real and has lots of scientific evidence.

mentally ill teenager: i was reality shifting last night, and it really worked! i shifted to hogwarts last night!
person with an iq above 50: you mean you lucid dreamt last night?
mentally ill teenager: NO!! IT WAS A REAL REALITY!!
person with an iq above 50: okay emily...

by bigfella23432 January 14, 2022

Spitting Cobra

While you are doing your girl doggy style, just before you cum, you pull out while quietly spitting on her back, she then turns around to ask if you came, that is your cue to fire your load in her eyes!

Me: "Oh, baby I am about to cum!"(as I am spitting on her back)
Hot Girl: "Really?"(as she turns to face my spitting cobra)
Me: (firing my load in her eyes as a spitting cobra would there prey!)
Hot Girl: "My eyes! My eyes! I can't see!" (screaming)

by Chad Erwin Helton March 19, 2008

face sitting

When a guy spends time with a girlfriend or female acquaintance for an extended period of time. Usually at the expense of the guy's other male friends who would rather be hanging out with him too.

Brian used to hang out with us all the time. But now he is always face sitting.

by dickdog75 November 30, 2011