Monitor Stand

Its the thing that makes your computer monitor stand on something

He needed a Monitor Stand for his Monitor

by Jokkerd February 11, 2021

Standing In Quicksand

Being stubborn and doing fuck-all whilst shit hits the fan in the apparent hope that things will blow over. This doesn’t stop the shit hitting the fan in any way, which makes it more or less the lazy version of the similar term “digging yourself deeper”.

Boris “Blowjob” Johnson refusing to resign is just him standing in quicksand.

by E hates Q July 7, 2022

won't stand for it

Usually I): won't allow it (whatever it may be, and however one defines whatever it is they won't allow).

boy a) I'll borrow money from your parents, Andrew, to play poker with some buddies.

Andrew : I am sick and tired of supporting your stupid poker habit. I have decided on my parents' behalf that i won't stand for it that you borrow money from them. Go get a better paying job.

by Sexydimma July 28, 2012

Alaskan One Night Stand

To fuck a girl at a party and realize the next day he's a femboy.

Steve: "Damn I can't stop thinking of that girl from the other night"
Alex: "From your alaskan one night stand?"
Steve: "Huh?"

by joe....... May 18, 2025

twat stand

When you stand like a twat.

Look at Manny he's a twat stand

by jesus1337 September 3, 2016

Standing on third base

When a person inherits a great situation or place but did not lay down the groundwork themselves.

Standing on third base thinking they hit a triple.

by CuetoS December 3, 2021

Hand stands

Only folk who aren't pretty can do handstands

Dang, she looks like someone who couldnt do hand stands

by Wowzawowzers July 23, 2023