Sloppy Cronkite

when two people try to get each other off and the first person to get off says "And that was the way it was"

they performed a Sloppy Cronkite with immaculate composure.

by Jon Stewart February 2, 2007

Sloppy Jose'

The act of filling a condom with salsa,beans,and any other mexican food then poking a hole in the end of the condom and squezing the contents out in your partner's rectum (buthole). Next procede to have anal sex with your partner. Next eat ( without using your hands) the contens of the " Sloppy Jose'" .

Last night my boy friend gave me a Sloppy Jose' and I don't think ill ever be able to eat mexican food again.

After i got a sloppy jose ive had intestinel problems ever since.

I havent stopped tingling since last night it starting to hurt.

by KoleTrain August 6, 2011

sloppy cock

a dick that has just fucked a bleeding vagina.

marcus likes to fuck leigh-ann while she is riding the crimson tide to get a sloppy cock

by dood meister July 19, 2003

sloppy pop

any popsicle that has become sloppy

"sir the popsicle you gave is a sloppy pop I refuse to pay for it!"

by liambitchtits March 16, 2005

sloppy joe

a man with a massive cock that bends when it goes in. (usually black)

holy shit did you see that vid with sloppy joe

by sloppyjoe69420biggbendypp November 13, 2021

Sloppy Joe

An Italian man that wears a dirty wife-beater.

person 1: Damn did you see sloppy Joe?
person 2: Yeah he had sauce all over his wife-beater.

by susie wong February 20, 2008

sloppy joe

When you take a shit between the girls butt cheeks and she squeezes them together making the sloppy joe

When I took a dump between julios gonzaleZ's aka weezy moms butt cheeks making the best sloppy joe I've ever had

by marcel2007 July 28, 2006