The shut-up paradox

Hypothetically, If you would close your mouth and seize it's movement we would quote "not have to hear your annoying voice"; in which would benefit the world in such an astronomical way.

Hey have you heard of the Shut-Up Paradox? I think you should consider researching it because we don't care and don't want to hear you.

by The Shut-Up Paradox February 24, 2021

National Shut the Fuck Up Day

March 20th. Annual holiday dedicated to everyone shutting the fuck up about every social cause they think they’re the hero of. Stop posting bullshit infographics on Instagram.

Hey man, it’s national shut the fuck up day! ...so shut the fuck up. Shut up. Please.

by HH1122334455 March 19, 2021

National Shut Up Heath Day

The day in which everyone called Heath loses the right to speak and everyone is permitted to tell them "Shut Up Heath" no matter the circumstance

"Guys please help me I'm bleeding internally"
"Shut Up Heath!!! It's National Shut Up Heath Day!!!"

by Borchag November 18, 2021

cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said

"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

by ferrkk October 12, 2011

Time to nut up or shut up

Time to grow some ball's like a man, or back down like a pussy

man pussy bitch Bob- man Im afraid to ask that chick out.
Me- it's time to nut up or shut up.

by Richhomienyquan October 29, 2016

up the fuck shut

A very extreme form of shut the fuck up, often abbreviated as UTFS. When used there is no possible comeback and the target must accept defeat no matter the circumstances

Teddy: Matt guess what
Matt: what?
Teddy: UP THE FUCK SHUT
Matt:...fine...you win

by MrMartinIsWatchingYou November 18, 2010

National shut up day

It is every day I thought I could make a day so blow me.

Today is national shut up day, what are you gonna do?

by Poop head 9000 October 16, 2019