Secret listener

Someone who, often accidentally, secretly listens to another person taking doing a turd.

Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.
John: “I need a turd, but I’m worried there might be secret listeners”

Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”
by Geoff The Penguin October 28, 2021
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the secret password

It's please 99% of the time.
Person 1: What's the secret password?
Person 2: Please?
Person 1: No.
by dreamybullsbatukam February 18, 2023
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The Secrets of Lexy

We all know lexy, A fun guy but what some people don't know is that lexy is just a nickname he's name is Actually Alex he is a cool guy but we all know that lexy broke up with zabrang but do we know why??? Well the reason is because lexy has been obnoxious to her so later when they broke do u guys think lexy stopped at that to just let zabrang go? The answer is no! Lexy still had feelings for her but unfortunately zabrang be giving him cards which led to lexy to change his name to "Depressed kid" lexy hates sammy cos he thinks sammy is trying to steal zabrang from him which is kinda true in that moment... Well there you have it that is the reason of lexy break up next; does lexy have a girlfriend????
by Danvyt34 September 09, 2022
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secret tap

The "secret tap" is a special gesture communicated by a hockey linesman to the head referee for when he wants a minor penalty called on the play. Often used to make minor hockey games more interesting or by lesser qualified referees leaning on the linesmens help.
Logan often had to use the "secret tap" with Alex as he missed multiple infractions per period.
by The Mr. Wonderful February 04, 2017
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Secret Finger Jitsu

A karate move, involving your hands and some tape. You use the Secret Finger Jitsu when someone is trying to mug you and you grab your tape and tape his mouth shut and stick your fingers up his nose and run.
Person: ur getting mugged kid
You: *uses the secret Finger jitsu*
Person: *muffled noises*
You: *clearly running away*
by GarrettIsBadAtMakingGames October 22, 2020
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Secret Nanner Society

The SNS is a society dedicated to its secrecy and harmless shenanigans done at the workplace through the medium of nannering.
The Secret Nanner Society orchestrated the largest operation of nannering I’ve ever seen.
by MusaSNS December 07, 2023
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