secret squoggit sauce

the better term for aloe vera for when your stark white bitch ass gets burned to a crisp and looks like red 40

damn my pretarded ass got burned like a squoggit, gonna need to shuck the plant for some secret squoggit sauce to relieve my bitch ois

by forble June 9, 2025

Secret chipstick

Putting one’s penis into a bag of crisps (preferably salt and vinegar) and asking another to reach inside.

‘Dave: fancy a crisp?’ ‘Gary: don’t mind if I do…goddamit not again I’ve touched your secret chipstick!!!!!!!!!!’

by Whatthesigmas June 10, 2025

Secretion myself

The act of cumming in your pants

You made me Secretion myself

by Hatman5342 April 5, 2024

Secret Gay

A Secret Gay is someone from the male gender which is apart of the LGBTQ+ and is not assumed and pretends to be heterossexual.

Who do you think is the secret gay from the class

by DIJI_is_dictionary May 8, 2024

Secret

Something that Anns has to tell me

Anns shouldn’t hide secrets from me

by R0zal1n4 May 26, 2024

Secret spunk

The act of waiting for someone to fall asleep to secretly squirt man milk on the unsuspecting villains face

I managed to secret spunk Cameron the other day it was funny af

by The spunk man November 26, 2021

Secret spunk

The act of ejaculation on a sleeping unsuspecting victim similar to soggy biscuit it is where you cum on a face of your friend or enemy when they are asleep

I totally am lookin forward to doing a secret spunk on Cameron

by The spunk man December 1, 2021