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rule 1801

Generally accepted Internet Rule that you cannot wank off an Eskimo on a Wednesday
Person 1 (On Wednesday) : I really want to wank off an Eskimo

Person 2 : Rule 1801 bitch
by HerpDerpMassive January 20, 2015
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The Rule of So

1. When you ask a question starting with "So" in a discussion with someone, you're probably misinterpreting their argument to make it look much worse in order to make yourself look better.

2. A Strawman fallacy. When you expect someone to defend a statement they're not making.
Example 1.
Person 1: "I'm a Democrat."
Person 2: "So you eat babies, want a population of 10 billion in the USA, and want to close down and jail the whole police force?"
Person 1. "Fail. The Rule of So."

Example 2.

Person 1: "I'm a Republican".
Person 2: "So you think Donald Trump is Jesus, Alex Jones should be the next president, and it should be compulsory for all children to bring guns to school?
Person 1. "I'm not even going to answer that."
by Ultrazenmode August 25, 2020
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McSummer Rule

The unwritten rule that comes into effect when McDonald's temporarily changes the price of all fountain soft drinks to $1 for summer.

The rule states that one MUST purchase a large-sized drink, regardless of the situation. In theory, this is to avoid possible fear of needing to drink more and teasing. Some may even buy a large drink simply because they are afraid of not getting every penny's worth of soda.
A: Hold on Jeff, let me go get a large coke.
B: I thought you were trying to lose weight.
A: Hey, it's cheap, and that's why I'm getting one.
B: Why get a large though?
A: Dude, it's the McSummer rule!
B: Whatever. You're not actually gonna drink the whole thing are you?
A: 'course not........just don't question it.
by drinkupordie June 23, 2010
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Macke Rule

The Macke Rule refers to a situation where a group of individuals or individual is unable to complete a simple task in a specified time. Typically, the individual would then ruin the entire group’s enjoyment of the would be completed task.
The invitations for teams were sent days in advance, but Christopher pulled a Macke Rule and ruined it for everyone.
by allenr22 July 21, 2018
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Rule 34

Rule#34 : If it exists there is porn of it. If not, start uploading.
Guy 1: "Hey, do you jack off to rule 34?"

Guy 2: "I jack off to rule 34 every fucking night."
by kailee9 May 14, 2022
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Rule 90

If a song exists, there must also exist a trap remix of said song. Rule 91
Dude 1: "God I wish this song had a sick drum beat behind it."
Dude 2: "Hey man, Rule 90."
Dude 1: "Awesome."
by Intergalactic crackwhore July 9, 2020
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3D rule

by weirdotheone August 9, 2020
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