Rule 002

If it goes down, it goes on Facebook.

A meme based off of disturbing pictures found on facebook. A motivational poster is created with the image and titled "Rule 002: If it goes down, it goes on Facebook"

by jakob002 May 26, 2011

Rules of Quidditch

When a TV show, movie or book needlessly repeats details from earlier episodes, usually to the annoyance of fans. The term originates from the Harry Potter book series, where the rules of the wizarding sport were painstakingly explained at the beginning of nearly every book.

"We can miss the first five minutes of 24, it's just Rules of Quidditch anyway."

by thaggas December 15, 2011

road rules

Another mistake that MTV aires to appease the losers that watch this crap.

Person 1: wanna watch some road rules?

Person 2: nah, I'd rather go help my grandpa wax his pubes.

by The Unsilent Majority July 13, 2003

bowerman rule

the law that says a man's hair can be no longer than his penis.

named after bill bowerman, who instituted the rule when he coached the university of oregon track team.

- cut your hair, hippie!
- piss off man: bowerman rule.

(or)

- looks like you need another haircut.
- aw man, i shaved it yesterday!
- sorry dude, bowerman rule.

by ocon April 8, 2007

Columbus Rule

Declaring yourself the winner in the middle of a petty, nonsensical argument by stating, "I win". By doing this, you are officially the winner of the argument in question. This rule is named after Christopher Columbus, who declared that he discovered a country he did not in fact discover, but still receives the credit for doing so.

Cole: What are you talking about? Just because I'm black doesn't mean I love fried chicken!

Stephen: Yes it does. I win.

Cole: What?! You can't do that!

Stephen: Yes I can. Columbus rule. Suck it.

by Captain Rummidew June 13, 2010

Two Day Rule

The method of swooning the female into submission by implementing a mobile communication routine that allows conversation to become more interesting by only conversing bi-daily, thus completing the task above.

"Hey, Glen, did you text that girl tonight?"

"Nah, bro, I'm using the two day rule. That way, we have a full day's worth of shit to talk about."

"Nice man, you'll be diving in that shit in a week!"

by EagerBeaver137 October 28, 2014

7/11 rule

The rule guys stick to when asked the dreaded question by a new girl, "how many sexual partners you have had." He wants to give a good number, if he says too few she'll think hes inexperienced. If he says too many she'll think he's a man whore. The rule, if you slept with less than 7 round it up to 7. If more than 11 round it down to that number.

Bobby: Tina asked me the dreaded question.

Tim: Did you stick with the 7/11 rule?

Bobby: DUH, I'm not an idiot.

by NinjaHolla June 28, 2009