Is an acronym for Keep It Simple Stupid. Meaning you do not need to add everything and the kitchen sink. Simplicity is often the key to a good product.
Jerry - "and there is going to be sharks with Lazer beams for eyes playing the ukulele and there is going to be mermaids fighting with....."
Frank - "all that tattooed on your arm? Dude remember the kiss rule."
Frank - "all that tattooed on your arm? Dude remember the kiss rule."
by Smashing cupcakes May 19, 2016
Get the kiss rule mug.The Christmas Rules sound like they would be a seasonal thing, but no, don't be fooled. The Christmas Rules are to be followed throughout the entire year if one would like to reach peak wisdom and enlightenment. Follow the Christmas Rules, and you will live a fulfilling life full of divine knowledge. The rules are as follows (and none can be taken lightly):
1. Celebrate.
2. Don't send soapy tiddy pics.
3. Don't be a simp. (fictional characters and celebrities such as Alex Turner are an exception)
4. FOLLOW THE GAMING FUNGUS. (the most important rule, if you follow the others rules and not this one, it doesn't count)
5. Become sped. (another form of saying speed, basically do everything as speedily as possible)
1. Celebrate.
2. Don't send soapy tiddy pics.
3. Don't be a simp. (fictional characters and celebrities such as Alex Turner are an exception)
4. FOLLOW THE GAMING FUNGUS. (the most important rule, if you follow the others rules and not this one, it doesn't count)
5. Become sped. (another form of saying speed, basically do everything as speedily as possible)
Person 1: "5 is my lucky number, that's why it's in my username."
Person 2: "Why 5?"
Person 1: "Well, I've followed all five of the Christmas rules for five years now and as a reward, and no, this is not a coincidence, I've found five dollars underneath my pillow every single morning. It just goes to show how following the Christmas Rules does nothing but make your life more divine. Join me, my bruddha, in my journey of following the Christmas Rules.
Person 2: "Why 5?"
Person 1: "Well, I've followed all five of the Christmas rules for five years now and as a reward, and no, this is not a coincidence, I've found five dollars underneath my pillow every single morning. It just goes to show how following the Christmas Rules does nothing but make your life more divine. Join me, my bruddha, in my journey of following the Christmas Rules.
by fungusfollower69 June 21, 2021
Get the Christmas Rules mug.If Person A leaves any illicit substance in the custody of Person B, in their house or car overnight, it then becoems the property of person B to use at their own discretion.
Clause 1) If Person A specifically asks Person B to hold onto the substance and not to use or distribute it, the Kenyon rule does not apply and Person A is free to regain possession of the substance at any time.
Clause 1) If Person A specifically asks Person B to hold onto the substance and not to use or distribute it, the Kenyon rule does not apply and Person A is free to regain possession of the substance at any time.
"At least we've got something for tonite because we still have that 18 pack i bought."
"actually after u went home last night we killed that 18 pack."
"shit, i shoulda pleaded clause 1 of the Kenyon rule."
"actually after u went home last night we killed that 18 pack."
"shit, i shoulda pleaded clause 1 of the Kenyon rule."
by greeley January 26, 2007
Get the The Kenyon Rule mug.Typically used in hockey, where if you wear his jersey and he scores, you have to give him a post-game blowie. (blowjob)
Christina: hey can I wear your jersey?
Jason: yeah, only if we go by jersey rules.
Christina: fineee
Jason scored
Jason: Time for my post game blowie!!
Jason: yeah, only if we go by jersey rules.
Christina: fineee
Jason scored
Jason: Time for my post game blowie!!
by socks 🧦 February 15, 2022
Get the Jersey Rules mug.Carol - could you please type your response in the body of the email, as your response was cut off in the subject line due to The Wooten Rule.
by Michael Perra October 16, 2008
Get the The Wooten Rule mug.Noun: The codification that permits a contestant to puke and rally in an eating or drinking game.
First known use: King of the Hill s7e2 “The Fat and the Furious”
First known use: King of the Hill s7e2 “The Fat and the Furious”
“He could take down Joey Chestnut if they played with Roman rules.”
“I finished a century club last night but I blew chunks at 81; Erik said it doesn’t count because I used Roman rules.”
“I finished a century club last night but I blew chunks at 81; Erik said it doesn’t count because I used Roman rules.”
by nirmod August 10, 2022
Get the Roman rules mug.An unspoken, unilateral agreement exonerating an individual or group of any consequence of any action performed while blind shit-faced drunk, or merely tipsy. Either way dude. Go nuts.
Judge: You stand accused of willful destruction of private property, public indecency, reckless endangerment, and assault for committing the act of defecating in, on, and around the gas tank of one Principal Gumblefudger, fully naked and covered in raspberry vinaigrette dressing and yelling "Fuck the British! Long live the Confederacy!", as the car was in motion and being driven by the principal's daughter, all the while in full view of the school's occupants as they assembled in the parking lot for the annual Casimir Pulaski day parade! Jesus Brother-Sucking Christ, do you have anything to say for yourself? How could you possibly plead to fully acknowledge the extent of your public malice?
Defendant: Sorry, I guess. Drunk rules.
Judge: Oh, my bad. Sorry dude, I didn't realize. Well shit. You wanna get a drink or something?
Defendant: Got any raspberry vinaigrette dressing?
Judge: Hells ya.
Defendant: Hells ya.
Defendant: Sorry, I guess. Drunk rules.
Judge: Oh, my bad. Sorry dude, I didn't realize. Well shit. You wanna get a drink or something?
Defendant: Got any raspberry vinaigrette dressing?
Judge: Hells ya.
Defendant: Hells ya.
by oogaboogatrumpa69.5 May 3, 2018
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