mexican poker

Mexican poker is a usually a drinking game. Two brave players take an empty beer can and take turns karate chopping it on its side. After a player karate chops it, that player holds the can so the sharp skinny edge is up so the other can give it a chop. The first player to chop the can in half with their hand wins and moves on to play a different opponent. Playing this game almost always leads to a cut bloody hand. Thus a champion usually has to retire after defending his/her title only a few times.

Mr. Miyagi won the game of Mexican poker, but he bleed all over the table.

by swift220 August 14, 2006

poker

1) The addictive card game that will eventually be the ultimate downfall of about 10% of college students. There are hundreds of variations.

2) To slip the dick to a female in any orifice.

"Bob, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that I have due in 5 hours. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Fuck it, I'll play."

NEXT DAY:
"Bob, what are you up to?"
"Oh, just starting this 20-page paper that was due yesterday. Don't distract me!"
"Play some poker?"
"Poker? I barely even know her!"

by Nick D May 28, 2003

scene poser

someone who trys to look or act scene when they are really far from it.

dude, you know that scene poser mary? she listens to bands everyone knows like the clash and nirvana but she got snake bites, a scene haircut, and she tries to take scene pics and she put polka dots as her background on her myspace. what a scene poser.

by nicholasxgore February 3, 2007

poverteous

Used to describe :

1) a place that has alot of poor people (a slum)
2) a person who is very poor
3) a condition of being very poor

Now that those Republicans are in office, the number of poverteous Americans is growing.

by Stancel December 19, 2004

Poverty spec

A term used to ridicule people who buy the lowest spec of a certain car or the cheapest car a high-end brand offers, just to say they drive that car or own a car from that brand.

Examples of poverty spec cars:
Dodge Charger SXT
Ecoboost Mustang
Range Rover Evoque
BMW 2-Series
Regular Hyundai Veloster (Not the N version)

Person 1: *pulls up in A-class* “Guys look at my new benz”
Person 2: “That’s poverty spec bro”

by mcraftgoodfnitebad March 17, 2022

poser

Punk poser: listens to American Idiot consantly and is totaly obsessed but doesn't know they had other cd's in the 90's

Goth poser: person who wears all black clothes ect. but doesn't even know Edgar Allen Poe or acts very cheery

skater poser: wears skater clothes and owns a skateboard but never uses the board. Can't even balance for long

Poser:AMERICAN IDIOT ROCKS!!!!11!!1!!

Me: My favorite green day cd is Nimrod or dookie

Poser: WTF ARE THOZE ALBUMZ!?!?!?

by Hollicide May 17, 2005

poovert

an excessive cat shaver

Watch out, here comes the poovert and her bald cat

by jerzey November 1, 2006