dirty poon

dirty and greasy teenage girl close to having blue waffle

Wow that girl has some dirty poon!!!

by stfuuuu May 22, 2011

Legion of Poon

A close knit group of totally slutty and attractive girls. Known throughout town to be the easiest thing to lay since floor mats.

"Dude, you see Brittany, Candy and Sindy over there?"

"Yeah man, total sluts. The original Legion of Poon."

by Doomus July 12, 2015

moon poon

pussy that is so good you think your on the moon

Yo man, that chick has some moon poon.

by asdfosfoadsfodsf October 23, 2008

New Poon

Being a straight male going to watch The Twilight Saga: New Moon.

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm going to go watch The Twilight Saga: New Moon tonight. Wanna come?

Guy 2: Really? You're such a New Poon

by NeverwillseeTwilight November 20, 2009

Angry Poon

1. A vagina suffering from an infection that causes throbbing, burning, soreness and/or discharge.
2. A female who is into S&M-type intercourse.

1. My poon is angry.

2. This chick gave me some angry poon last night.

by Cakelessa January 2, 2012

Pussy ass poon bitch

When you fail to much to just be a bitch

David is a pussy ass poon bitch

by Pushy the Turncoat October 23, 2008

Spotted Poon

some dirty fat sluts freckled pussy that is so full of disease that your dick will melt off right after penetration. Herpes are easily mistaken as the freckles that dot her pussy.

Person 1: Damn dog i had sex with that one slut kayla and my dick melted off.
Person 2: I told you man she has got a spotted poon should have listened to the other thirty guys with no dicks now.

by Chad Chesire December 28, 2007