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pool bedtime

When playing pool for a long period of time, the point at which the standard of play drops off significantly. This is often sudden, and results in an incredibly long frame of shoddy pool.
Will:- "Mate, this frame is taking forever"

Tom:- "We've gone past pool bedtime, definitely our last frame"
by rnqs23 November 30, 2010
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Pool noodle

Man: did you see that pool noodle
Other man: fuck off it bit me
Man: pool noodles are harmless relax
Other man: “dead”
Man: mate?
by boomer inc. August 14, 2021
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not my pool not my camels

The act of selling black tar heroin behind a CVS to single fathers
“Hey what’re u doing Friday?””

“Not my pool not my camels
by Huebert remington April 21, 2024
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Pool Que

A pool que is used in the classic gentleman's game of pool to hit the white billiard into the other billiard balls in order to claim victory.
Gentleman 1: Do you fancy a game of pool?
Gentleman 2: I would fancy one good sir. Please allow me to retrieve the pool ques.
by Iconic Gentleman August 19, 2019
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Pool Noodling

The act of squirting water up one's rectum (like an enema), putting your penis inside that rectum, then pulling it out to result in a waterfall effect.
While I was pool noodling that chick, she shot chunks all over my dick and balls!
by Agergarth March 25, 2023
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HighRise Pool Hooker

When a slick woman or a group of slick women go from one new high rise pool to another, usually in a metropolitan town similar to AustinTX, in search of looking cool on their Instagram and or seeking a wealthy male to seduce and rob.
Tommy: Dude check out those hot chicks over at the far end of the pool they are hot!

Mike: Brother steer clear of them, they are HighRise Pool Hookers. They are searching for validation and the money in your wallet.

Tommy: I thought they looked familiar.

Mike: Yea next week they will probably be at the grand opening of the Four Seasons Residences pool side.
by AwesomeTexaz May 21, 2025
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like two pool balls in a hanky

A term used to describe a near- perfect bum , most commonly a woman's .
"Her ass was so perfect , it was like two pool balls in a hanky "
by Unibrow Gerald December 1, 2017
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