Penis Pad

When taking a dump in a bathroom that is not located in your house, you wad up toilet paper and rest it on the seat or porcelain where your penis would rest, to ensure your penis does not make contact with the bowl.

When john went to crap in the port a john he built a penis pad so he didn't have to rest his penis on the plastic.

by bigdogshlo69 January 10, 2012

Penis Monkey

A mythical creature in the stories told around 2000 years ago about a legendary monkey that has god-like/omnipotent powers that will walk up to you in your dreams and steal your penis if you're a bad kid. Although it's just a tale that teaches kids to be good, this phenomena has shown up in many photos from the early 1860s to 1970s, only to disappear completely from every photo 69 hours later, after the picture was taken. Although having unlimited power would make you have every power imaginable and every power unimaginable, he only recorded powers are as follows:

-Teleportation
-The ability to make the skin of your penis roll up on itself and shred apart.
-Monky
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-Ability to show himself in dreams.
-Ability to erase evidence of his existence.
-Immortality/Invincibility

Derek: Dude, what happened, why were you in the hospital?
James: T-the p-p-penis m-monkey got me.
Derek: Who? What are you talking about?
James: MY PENIS I-IT'S GONE!!
Derek: D: oh no
Tyrone: What happened?
Derek: Penis Monkey.

by poopoo monkey machine man May 26, 2020

Penis erectus

A slang term for vigra

Pass that penis erectus so I can put down these bitches

by Frank abbs July 21, 2018

penis holster

A girl who is sleeps around a lot; easy; loose; whore; skank; slut etc. (insult)

a place where multiple guys frequently park their dick

condom

OMG, that girl slept with 5 different guys this weekend, multiple times, and her boyfriend still hasn't found out! She is such a penis holster!

God I'm horny, I gotta find me a penis holster for tonight.

I forgot my penis holster, and now she might be pregnant!

by Maggie Rose January 31, 2008

Penis wrinkle

My friends a penis wrinkle

Holden is a penis wrinkle

by Ratchet hat November 17, 2021

whistle penis

A Whistle penis is when a dick is fully erect but still curverd down in the shape of a whistle

Im watching a porno and this guy has a whistle penis

by Whistle penisNator February 19, 2018

Penis helmet

A soviet era helmet, more commonly known as SSh-68 that closely resembles the head of the male genitalia.

Q: "Why are you wearing this stupid penis helmet Vitia? We got issued 6B27 helmets long time ago."
A: "What are you talking about, this is my father's trusty SSh-68"

by Minecraft superstar May 3, 2020