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painting the porch

The act of making out in your girlfriends bed instead of painting her mothers porch
by spazzyjazzy10102 January 2, 2020
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Czechoslovakian spray paint

The Czechoslovakian spray paint is the process of sealing the anus of your sexual partner with duct tape and making them eat nothing but Mexican food for up to 7 days. Once they are at their bursting point point their anus at the wall you want to paint and rip the tape of in one foul swoop and watch as a new vote of paint is applied
“Hey James Jessica came over to my house last night and we agreed on a time next week for hey to paint my room with a Czechoslovakian spray paint
by Snow_Mexican July 13, 2022
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Indian finger painting

When you finger a woman when she is on her period. You take your bloody finger and draw on her or yourself.
My girlfriend just started her period so we tried Indian finger painting thats when you finger a woman when she is on her period. You take your bloody finger and draw on her or yourself.
by juan Carlos 69 October 9, 2015
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lead paint stare

The blank, extremely prolonged, empty, silent stare that boomers give you when you do something they dislike. The delayed reaction is likely caused by brain damage from years of lead paint inhalation.
When I asked that old man to please stop trying to skip me in line, I got hit with the lead paint stare for a good 45 seconds.
by Cheeztaem February 6, 2024
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painting a picture

I was just painting a picture. It looked just like you.
by DJ Abraham Lincoln March 28, 2009
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Box Painting

The dying of one's pubic hair.

What color is your box painted?
Have you ever done box painting?
"Does the carpet match the drapes"

Reply, - yes it does, my box is painted pink :)
by LeDarke March 9, 2020
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Whelp, Paint

Whelp, Paint my back and call me a deck of cards cause I'm feelin a bit shuffled

Created saying by Priscilla Bis...tt
Whelp, paint my back and call me a deck of cards cause I'm feelin a bit shuffled.
Used in any way as to confused.
by Smokesumthin May 5, 2022
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