Maui open

A bullshit golf tournament that sets up the course unfairly and stupid. Can’t stop wedges on greens and bullshit pin positions. Fuckin winning score one over par tournament is not a “fun” challenge, just a shitty tournament that makes homies depressed.

Hey did you play the Maui open? No but I heard it was just as shitty as shinecock us open in 2018. Fuck that shit homie

by Golfgods August 4, 2019

The Opening

A ballad-into-pop rock song from Shabnam the Musical 2.

I think Shabnam will sing The Opening for her Live Lounge.

by bcshabnamfan2002 October 11, 2025

Can opener

When a women give a bj to a man with four skin, and uses their teeth to remove it.

Dang this girl just gave me a can opener like I was a Jewish baby.

by anonymous January 19, 2023

Pant Open

When an foreign man or woman forgets how to speak English, so using the best of their abilities, they try to point out that someone's flyer is open or that their lower half is somewhat revealed through their clothing in a way it shouldn't be.

Foreigner: Hey! Pant open!
Person 1: What the fuck does "Pant open" mean?
Person 2: Dude.. your flyer is open.

by ReddAix December 6, 2019

desk it the open way

Doing office work extremely efficiently through collaborative methodologies in the public administration.

I‘ll finish that ahead of schedule, we desk it the open way.

by The open janitor July 31, 2024

Open Access Fridge

A fridge that is open to anybody who enters the room on friendly and not business terms. Anybody can eat anything out of the open access fridge, but you must have been invited into the house on friendly terms and not on business

CJ: Hey Michael, get anything you want!
Michael: Thanks!
John: What about me?
CJ: You are here for study, not for pleasure. This is an Open Access Fridge, not an Open House.

by SENIVJC April 15, 2010

Soviet letter opener machinery

a humorous way of referring to the Berlin Wall.

It effectively acted as a "letter opener," preventing communication and movement between the two sides.

We were expecting letters from our family in the USSR, but never heard from them, due to the "Soviet letter opener machinery" keeping people from emigrating and preventing brain drain.

by ayobro April 20, 2025