Offical

Of or pertaining to a cult run by the best geniuses (who are even smarter than spellcheck) and composed of the easily duped

"Have you paid to get your offical Trump card yet? He may have lost the election, but he'll always have my heart. And money."

by Good one Beth August 7, 2021

SARC Office

It is a very evil little place that controls all spaces and calendars pertaining to student org activities, run by tiny little gremlins 'interns' and one big gremlin 'mike' armed with computers and the singular ability to order white folding chairs. they are here to 'help' you. ostensibly.

(Defn credit to Catherine Buxton)

Maddy: "I have to get permission to use the mug"

Doug: "Ugh, have fun with the gremlins in the SARC office"

by vassvass123 October 30, 2011

Box office

A in-person admission ticket vendors

The box office was smashed with people

by Doza55 June 1, 2022

The Office

A region in Manly, Sydney at which young adults conduct important business such as getting pissed (drinking), and may include ripping a cone. The office is equipped with views of Manly Beach.

Hey honey, I'm going to go spend the day at The Office. I won't be back 'till 6 and I'll be roaringly pissed.

by Lord of AwesomeSuace September 16, 2021

office-ese

pronounced like other foreign languages - chinese, japanese, office-ese. pronounced - office "ease".

description - the cliche, usually trendy language spoken by corporate office / executive types to make themselves seem more intelligent / important than they are, or so busy, or just cool / "in the know" amongst their corporate world colleagues, etc.

examples of cliche words / phrases- Having said that, if you will, essentially, so to speak, others - dude, I wish I could help you, but i'm totally slammed / swamped / jammed. "Thank you / Thanks so much", although never spoken in a way that feels really sincere at all.

I wish she would stop speaking office-ese, she's so annoying.

OMG I really wish Brad would chill (stop) with the office-ese. It's totally annoying.

by optical1 March 11, 2011

Office Fridge

HELL . Filled with the old, nasty, uneaten food of your co works . One must sacrifice their soul annually in an act casually referred to as 'cleaning' the office fridge where it sucks your soul using Karen's very rotten fish sandwich .

Kevin attempted suicide when he heard that he would be cleaning the office fridge this year.

by Whatever Sells Papers February 25, 2018

Experimental Officer

A person who specialises in sedating people with their words. They are also often referred to as, "the mayor of yawnsville". Yawn, Yawnsville.

My experimental officer just tried to be funny, but as a result made me fall asleep.

by Jack-Scratt December 20, 2019