Johnson in the Yawn Son

A party game played by a group of bros at a sleepover. One person is the designated “Johnson” and stands fully erect. The designated “Yawn Son” players sit on their knees around the Johnson. The first player on their knees to yawn has the erect penis inserted into their mouth making them the “Johnson in the Yawn Son”. (For added fun, players can take NyQuil before playing)

Rodney: “Man last nights sleepover was so fun! Don’t ya think Tim?”

Tim: “Yeah man I had a blast! Especially that new game we tried! Did you have fun Marcus?”

Marcus: “No that was mad whack yo! I was the Johnson in the Yawn Son!”

by mbewvy February 22, 2025

Son of a bitch

Your mother is a female dog and you are her pup.

That "son of a bitch" pissed me off.

by WayZobbie January 26, 2022

Son

What Patrick Mahomes is to Tom Brady

Dude, Patrick Mahomes is Tom Brady’s son cuz of how badly he got clapped in the super bowl!

by Gween February 8, 2021

son

Male conceived by the mother's uterus and the father's semen.

My son is a good person.

by Samsonic September 9, 2023

son of a hoover

When you buy your Mum a hoover for no reason

Damn you son of a hoover

by CanYouHandleThisHandle July 10, 2017

hay son

Similar to the "gay son, thot daughter" discourse, hay son is the counterpart of thought daughter.
The hay son wears overalls, rides a tractor, has a stem of wheat in his mouth, his favorite book is The Farmer's Almanac and his favorite movie is Charlotte's Web.
credits to @the.soundgeist and @joan.of.arca on instagram

who's gonna be the hay son to my thought daughter?

I love working the weekends at my local farm, I'm such a hay son

by literally just a toast June 6, 2024

Yer son

used to describe a teenager

Morata trash as per but yer son thinks he will "come good under sarriball1111"

by Gerrard's slip January 11, 2019