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Nothingteller

Someone who recounts the mundane events of their day (or any past normal day) in extensive and specific detail, rarely elevating the emotional delivering of their "story" beyond the slightest hint of anemic charge, while ignoring any attempts by the listeners to stimulate the story by simply returning back to the dull, lumbering recall of their dry, insipid happenings.
Person A: "You speak to Mark recently?"
Person B: "Hell no. He's such a non-stop nothingteller that I blocked his number, moved to a new address, and filed a restraining order against him."
Person A: "You too, eh?"
by Han YoloSwaggins December 10, 2024
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nothing untoward

Nothing unaway from it, either.
If you ask a guy whether his cock "was a naughty boy" regarding a gal's vagina --- i.e., if he had sex with her --- he can truthfully answer dat said pillar of desire "did nothing untoward" regarding said chick's honey-hole, in dat he moved Mr. Happy straight in da derection --- I mean, direction --- of said love-tunnel, and so his eager schlong did indeed do nothing dat was "un-toward" --- i.e., heading further away from --- said luscious crotch-orifice. :P
by QuacksO December 18, 2024
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Notting

(Nuh-t-ing)

The action of hitting someone else with a toy basketball or other replica inflatable sports ball, F.E. a toy baseball or volleyball, repeatedly.
Present tense, verb.
"I was notting on my friends, I got sent to the principals office."
"I got in trouble for making my little brother cry by notting on him."
by anonymous December 21, 2024
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Nötigst

Double naughty. The superlative of norti. Only to be used in the extreme
Who dat gyal chafin’ up on da speaker?

That be Ella mon, da Nötigst gyal in town
by Talldrinkofwata January 5, 2025
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nothing important

When you were probably doing something important but you don’t want someone to know what it was
Person 1: What were you doing at jimmys house yesterday

Person 2: nothing important
by Iuseshampoo3timesayear January 8, 2025
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Nothing Ever Happens

A political philosophy which posits that history has become more stable and static than ever before in human history; that no large-scale world altering events ever happen anymore and possibly will never happen again. The global status quo will always remain more or less as it is now.

Those who believe in this philosophy are called Nothingbros or possibly Chuds, and the icon or symbol of the ideology is the Chudjak meme, though there is no real connection between this and actual chuds. People opposed to this philosophy and believe it to be wrong are often referred to as Happeningcels.

If something happens, but it didn't change the average persons day to day life at all, its not a true happening, and merely a nothingburger.
Person A: Did you see that the South Korean president declared Martial Law and is trying to stage a coup? This is huge, its gonna change the whole world!

Nothingbro: Its a nothingburger.

Person A: What? What do you mean?

Nothingbro: Nothing Ever Happens.

*Martial Law would later go on to be rescinded and the Korean president impeached, no long-term consequences have resulted from his event*
by Hawkbone January 20, 2025
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Nothing Burger

When something happened or exists but lacks substance and interest
That lecture was a whole bunch of nothing burger
by fairyofhelen January 27, 2026
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