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your mom

if you go into the kitchen and scream fortnite kid 360 times a person called your mom will beat the shit out of you
by yourdad8913 March 28, 2022
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your mom

1. A dumbass reply that douchebags use when they have nothing left to contribute to the conversation or when they have no good comeback in an argument. Usually used when a teenage male is burned to a crisp by a peer, an enemy, or even a friend. Also used by drunk frat boys at parties when they realize they have nothing left to live for. If you have no dignity or self worth, you probably say this.
Smart kid: ..well at least I don't look like a half-eaten peruvian pepper
Crowd: oooooo
Bowl of Shit: ... ........ ................... your MOM looks like a peruvian pepper
Crowd: *commits suicide*
by HarryStyles'MatingCall February 15, 2015
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Your mom

A deadly phrase used to execute death row inmates in the U.S.A.
Your mom
by bwuuz April 4, 2022
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your mom

you mum gay for me she suck my 99 inch cock and said it was not worth it. She is so gay she only likes short dudes named aiham. Aiham is so cute and short. your mom starts drooling when she thinks abt me infact the only thing she think abt is “aiham”
by aiham hi hoe September 15, 2021
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Your Mom

Your Mom is used as a Joke/Insult most of the time. It usually doesn't make sense but is funny.
Guy: Damn, Kim Kardashian's Ass is F A T
Another Guy: Not as fat as your Mom's!
by somethingornothingYT December 1, 2021
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Your Mom

Usually what 12 your old white kids say when they want to make a witty comeback
Chad: Yo can I borrow that ruler for 5 seconds

Kid with no ball hairs: That's how long I lasted in your mom last night
by Naruto's FBI Agent June 9, 2020
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Your mom

Billy: Yo Briana what you doing tonight
Briana: Your mom
Billy: Wait what?
by briannnnnaaaaaaaaaaa November 23, 2021
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