mijestic noob

a retard who loves to eat penis

yummy mijestic noob

by jacoballanlovespeepee February 20, 2020

Shit Noob

99% of the millennial generation that exists today.

If you think being an alcoholic is acceptable chances are you're a shit noob

by Bakedkipling May 29, 2018

Dark Noob

Dark Noob is a NEEEEEEERDD insane adventure doo doo
marcos no espacing now

Person 1: you know who Dark Noob is?
Person 2: yeah a NEEEEEEERDDDDD
Person 3: NEEEEEEEEEEERDDDDDDDDD

by RealDark_NoobYT April 27, 2022

Destiny Noob

A noob so bad they can't follow simple rules like follow your radar, shot their head not the wall next to them. They call "Sparrow" a "Flying Car", they call "Ogre" an "Oger". They spend most of their time at the tower doing erotic dances to lure in gamer virgins to their deaths and then she spends the best of the time jumping off the power and taking screenshots.

Man 1: Hey, stay away from the Destiny Noob!!
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: She will turn you into a Nazi.

by The Metal King October 11, 2016

uncharted noob

a person who is a noob but no one fucking knows who he is lmfao and he is also a retard who spends time on an app called discord which is made by furries. get a life man

Look at this fucking idiot, uncharted noob

by weebgamer013 June 28, 2020

Hiney Noob

Someone who thinks they’re great at everything, but are actually terrible at them. A Hiney Noob is known to be very aggressive and demanding towards other people, but bring nothing to the table themselves. Never listen to a Hiney Noob.

Friend 1: “Brah my boss sucks. He does not know how to run his company at all.”

Friend 2: “Sounds like a real Hiney Noob brah”

by NippleBob Crane March 5, 2021

NOOB HAHA

when someone tell you “NOOB HAHA” that means (depends if your in a game) YOU ARE BAD AT THE GAME but if IN irl YOU ARE BAD AT LIFE (or the person who’s saying it is really toxic/ jealous)

YOU ARE A LIL NOOB HAHA XD NOOBY NOOB NOOOOOB HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA STUPID NOOBBBBB

by Yumi lol July 27, 2021