Shit Noob

99% of the millennial generation that exists today.

If you think being an alcoholic is acceptable chances are you're a shit noob

by Bakedkipling May 29, 2018

princess noob

A princess noob is a high demand noob. They constancy demand that people give them stuff. they love free stuff and expect you to give them stuff. They love playing the game even though they know nothing about it.

some fucking princess noob came up to me and demanded me give then shit.

by bobdod December 8, 2014

Noob Crushing

Going all out on a new player. Often to make the new player stop playing the game.

"He has been noob crushing for three hours now."
"This guy is a noob crusher."

by CrabbyPatty45 January 20, 2022

credit noob

Any noob who uses his/her credit card to purchase OP weapons or credits as a means of fighting as opposed to using their skill or actually playing the game.

Ever since the new OP weapons were released, there have been more credit noobs lately.

player 1: It's taken me a while, but I've finally leveled up to buy this gun.
player 2: Dude, I just bought it like a week ago.
player 1: I've been playing this game longer than you, and am twice your level. How do you have that gun.
player 2: I used credits to buy it after spending real money.
player1: you're such a credit noob.

by Anonymous reality January 24, 2018

Noob Pills

An item that someone askes for in a game. Usually money or a simple to get item that someone of a low rank pressistantly askes for. Commonly used in MMORPG's.

Little Bobby7: "halp! ned moniez plox!"

Carnage Master: "Someone call a doctor. We need some Noob Pills over here."

by OysterCultist October 19, 2010

Football noobs

Football noobs is a fun addicting game created by Sackboy1055. The lack of scripting makes it fun, it’s getting better updates every day. When there is comp it makes it fun.

‘Football noobs’ has bad scripts but so addictive

by OreoSips March 29, 2021

Noob Knobber

A young prostitute.

Yo, that chick that just started out at Frankie's is such a noob knobber, I didn't feel a thing!

by NoobKnobber#1 October 4, 2010