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Rocky Mountain dip

The act of placing one genitalia (ball bag) into a girls anus while inserting the shaft into the vagina
I can’t believe I was able to pull off the Rocky Mountain dip
by Partial man May 20, 2019
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cave mountain goat

A cave mountain goat, also known locally as “McDougal’s Pygmy Cave Goat” is found primarily in dry caves in Northeast Missouri. Ranging in size from 0.6-0.7, they are known for their carnivorous diet, shy but intelligent nature, and outstanding night vision. Very rare, they were placed on the federally listed endangered species list in 2015, with an estimate of only 2,300 remaining.
Watch out for the viscous cave mountain goat behind you!
by Northeast MO Wildlife Society September 25, 2019
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mountain dew addict

1) Exactly what it sounds like, someone with an unhealthy addiction to the pepsi co product called mountain dew. This addiction can go as far as an addiction to drugs, but with less harmful side effects.

2) also used as code if someone wants to hide a relationship from X amount of people.
1) “my addiction to mountain dew is unhealthy, i just can’t seem to kick it to the curb.”

2) “i’m going to steal your heart!”
“You can’t steal what isn’t there, as my heart goes out to another... my mountain dew addiction, because i’m a mountain dew addict.”
What the fuck...?”
by Sin Breezy July 1, 2019
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Rocky Mountain penguins

Fictional penguins that live in Colorado that some boomers obsess over in my neck of the woods.
Did you the Rocky Mountain penguins on your walk?
by Pseudonym Bold Font July 13, 2020
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rocky mountain bullet

The act of climbing a mountain in order to perform sexual actions on a wild bear while covered in honey and sperm.
Can't for our trip this weekend Pam, we might have to do the rocky mountain bullet
by AShrekle February 7, 2018
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Mountain dew fag

A person named Allen who ducks copious amounts of seman and uses mountain dew as a dick chaser.
Hey quit being a "mountain dew fag" allen.
by Fuckfuckassshit May 21, 2018
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Cougar Mountain Classic

The act of vigorously mountaining a large feral feline, preferably a mature succulent cougar, yielding a classic result within 1 standard deviation.
Big Willy had his prepubescent mind blown when he first experienced the Cougar Mountain Classic. His life... and genitals, will never be the same.
by Cougar Mountain Classic June 3, 2014
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