Mountain Dew Creampie

When a girl ask you to piss in her asshole.

Karen was feeling pretty confident after talking to the manager that she wanted a Mountain Dew creampie to celebrate

by Pussymoneyneed October 25, 2019

Snow-topped mountain

First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.

Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).

Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.

Me: Karen, get this…

I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.

Karen: Nice. Nice.

by Wow bruh August 20, 2021

Rocky Mountain Grind

Getting a blow job from a girl who is either still eating or just finished eating oreo's.

Tom - "why do you look so pleased with yourself?"
Cam- "Marcy just gave me a Rocky Mountain Grind, it was messy but I was in a hurry..."
Tom - "I prefer wagon wheels..."

by longtimereaderfirsttimecaller November 11, 2012

Valley Between the Mountains

The area between one's booty or ass. The area where your anus lies.

Jake and Jessica were very horny after watching 'Sausage Party', and both looked at each other with a look of bestial lust. They began to make out slowly, and it got to the point where they both began to get wet. His penis covered in pre-cum, and her panties soaked all the way through. Jake pulled his cock out of his boxers, and pushed Jessica's face into the couch cushions, and pulled her pants down. He could clearly see her asshole, right smack-dab in the middle of the Valley Between the Mountains. He inserted his thick, throbbing dick into her tiny ass, covering the valley.

by Tr1d3nt August 4, 2017

Cheyenne Mountain JH

Cheyenne Mountain Junior High is labeled as the spoiled rich kids school, in Colorado Springs, Colorado. They always brag about their wrestling or basketball teams

Person 1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Person 2: Cheyenne Mountain JH
Person 1: Aren’t they the rich kids in this area?
Person 2: Yes, pretty much.

by MHHB4L December 19, 2018

Rocky Mountain Snowstorm

When several men ejaculate onto the facial hair of a heavily bearded man.

Last night I took part in what may have been the snowiest Rocky Mountain Snowstorm of all time.

by Touchy The Clown August 12, 2018

Rice Patties on a Mountain

Used to demonstrate the level of work ethic and ingenuity needed to achieve a goal.

I’m going to farm your Dick, like “ Rice Patties on a Mountain.”

by Ottawa-bro August 11, 2022