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Massachusetts Right of Way

A common method that Massachusetts drivers use when taking a right or left onto a road where they do not have the right of way. A driver will turn out and cut other people off. Instead of turning onto the main road and speeding up, they will pull out, realize they are cutting you off and then come to a complete stop while turning onto the main road, until the driver(s) they are cutting off stop to wave them on. It's one of the most infuriating and dangerous parts of driving in Massachusetts.
There was a small opening in traffic so I decided to use the Massachusetts right of way to make sure those drivers would let me turn onto the road.
by mom33 December 30, 2018
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mass blast

when you mississippi handbag and right as you nut your foreskin blows off and hits your partner in the face while your semen practically glues it to their face.
charlotte didnt believe me when i said my foreskin was loose so i mass blasted her and laughed when she cried
by darkonefucker42342 January 10, 2019
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Massachusetts Shuffle

A similar maneuver to the Jersey Slide, where a car moves from the far left lane to the exit in one swift motion, except while using a turn signal
Look at this Masshole pulling a Massachusetts Shuffle! He nearly cut me off!
by PeachOfPaper August 10, 2019
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Mass Kashit

When you are in math class with diarrhea, say you need to go to the bathroom, if they say no, kashit your pants, if they say yes, pretend not to make it to the toilet and shit your pants again. This works well if you want a sick day or to skip class. The only downside is the shit-stained underwear.
Angel: Sarah are you ok?
Sarah: No I had a mass kashit today
Angel: oh im sorry! Get well soon!
by Mass katoot 🤡 September 21, 2019
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Mass-mini

Mass-mini means you are a mix between both feminine traits (mini) and masculine traits (Mass). But still keeping your original pronouns. Ex- He, Him, His, She, Her, Hers, They, Them.
Rebecca always wore outfits like flannel and boy clothing, she was strong too! She hung out with the guys as well. However she acts so much like a girly girl that I forget about the whole boy clothing thing. She wears make-up, dresses somedays, and high heels! She must be Mass-mini.
by Rooane September 28, 2019
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massarism

A religion followed by people who stan Indiana Massara an angel from Australia.
Hi whores, I have officially turned into a massarism cause Indiana Massara stole my heart. - merissa / @lmfaoindi
by foreverindi_ October 19, 2019
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Mass Brain

A viral condition common in people who attend mass and then proceed to do their grocery shopping. Symptoms include a lack of environmental awareness, ignorance, inability to listen, dilly-dallying and camping shopping aisles in an attempt to figure out if they want to buy a product or not. This condition is especially common in senior shoppers who have attended mass and have now decided to slow down retail staff due to their lack of perception. “Mass Heads” can usually be identified by their woollen clothing, thick prescription glasses, slow pace and downright brain dead questions.
Old man : How’ya Mary? Any craic this morning?

Old woman: Ah John are ye well? I’ve a fierce case of Mass Brain this morning, the priest fairly blabbered on about the New Testament and now I’ve the notion to stand in the middle of a busy shop chatting pish.

Old man: Ah Jaysus! You and me both!
by angryretailworker November 24, 2019
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