The most sadistic, soul sucking, heart crushing, selfish, monster anyone could ever encounter. She’s the type of self hated, ugly Syrian that’s only means of survival is making you whole heartedly believe she is the most beautiful, loyal, honest person you could ever have in your life, that you could never find anyone like her. She pulls you so close with her treachery and games, before you even know it you’ve let Satan’s nasty little whore into your head. She then takes everything from you, kills your will power, and makes you destroy the ones who truly love you. She’s an abomination.
Beware boys and girls, this one ruins your life for fun, while watching you drown and blame yourself.
You can refer to a Blue Whale.
Beware boys and girls, this one ruins your life for fun, while watching you drown and blame yourself.
You can refer to a Blue Whale.
“O, no! Megan Robb is at it again, another innocent soul lost.”
“Megan Robb stole away and put a spell on your loved one too!”
“Megan Robb stole away and put a spell on your loved one too!”
by QueenCuntee April 5, 2019

Megan Tatlow is a person of many fantastic traits! She is clever, quick witted, and kind. She has the most adorable laugh! Even though on she surface she may act shy, when you get to know her, she's open, true, bubbly, and can't make up her mind! She's usually very kind to people she meets, but don't be fooled! Mess with her, and your in for a whole lot of sarcasm, tickle fights, and pillow fights! Megan is someone you can count on, and tell everything to, because she won't judge you. You can trust her! She's a very loyal friend, but don't underestimate her! It's always the quiet ones. She's a very sporty person, but doesn't really have anyone to compete or play against. She likes spending time with her awesome best friend Cassidy, and gives her full attention. She's not like the girls who are always on devices when friends are over, she loves playing games, and socializing (with friends, not anyone else). She's not like any other girl! And best of all, she's always there for you when you need her!
by Megan Tatlow May 13, 2018

now this name right here there are two types of megan the nice one who’s normally a crackhead nitty and then there’s the other one the evil self-centred little slaggy bitch who will sleep with your boyfriend or send him nudes even when she’s meant to be your bestfriend
by skddhsj May 8, 2020

While they actually spell their name correctly, Megans are assholes. Like a fun asshole, but still kind of an asshole.
by Itsmemegan November 23, 2021

by FUNGIONS December 28, 2021

Megan is usually a great friend. They're probably gay or atleast in the LGBTQ, and they're amazing at supporting you when you're upset. Megan is never far from their Nintendo Console of choice, and is usually obsessed with a game like Pokemon, Ace Attorney or Fire Emblem.
They usually experience something called "sad gay hours " and are riddled with the disease of "no wife disease "
They usually experience something called "sad gay hours " and are riddled with the disease of "no wife disease "
"Just looking at Marnie fanart..." - Megan
"Sad gay hours..." - Megan
"I'm dying of no wife disease again." - Megan
"Yeah Megan is a really good person." - Jess
"Sad gay hours..." - Megan
"I'm dying of no wife disease again." - Megan
"Yeah Megan is a really good person." - Jess
by HadToPutTheStickInTheBox November 30, 2019

The most funny, intelligent, beautiful girl you'll ever find. If you ever meet her, don't let her go. She's is so caring, you'll feel like you don't deserve her. She always tries to cheer you up when you feel blue, and she'll always make sure you're okay. Her love language is giving, she loves giving you gifts and always remind you how much she loves you, cause you mean the world to her. She always wants to listen to music with you and never stops talking about Han Jisung. You'll never feel judged, you'll feel safe. Megane feels like home. Never take her for granted.
"Megane is so funny, I have difficulties breathing when we laugh together"
"Megane is literally the best friend you'll ever get"
"Megane is literally the best friend you'll ever get"
by L0ul0u March 9, 2023
