Roblox funny man who likes to say words like fart, shit, cum, shid, fard, ball, ball fart, balls, wee and poo. Anyone in the Pohatu family generally likes balls in the mouth, just like Hayley.

Mason: i like wee shit cum fart
Us: *straight face emoji in real life*
My humour: *broken*
Us: Mason Pohatu is a fart

by mazzypoothethird August 31, 2021

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The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.

Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”

Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.

by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025

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mason maeda kacmarcik

the most amazingest bestest perfectest boyfriend i could ever have. we will get married and have 98653987621598762598624653986486872539872539087 kids together.

Omg! Is that Mason Maeda Kacmarcik???

by fortnite balls im gay January 2, 2023

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