Some dude: Holy shit bro I Martin Luther King Flipped so hard last night!
Some other dude: Yo thats so fucking cool
Some other dude: Yo thats so fucking cool
by tekkstasy November 7, 2023

this guy thinks he is so slick when he is cheating in poker, but actually everybody knows but cant say anything because they dont exist because he doesnt have friends
by Xerox2810 December 3, 2018

Sad f*cking bitch crying over every shit possible.
Buying expensive hygienic products for no fucking reason. Used to be so fucking fat now is only big. His pp is like worm I sucked last Tuesday.
Buying expensive hygienic products for no fucking reason. Used to be so fucking fat now is only big. His pp is like worm I sucked last Tuesday.
by Blund3r November 21, 2021

The mom of your friend Martin, who is smoking hot and you don't know how Martin came from such finesse stock.
by Waggawoop March 8, 2024

The biggest fag in the uniiverse. A poor being who wants dick. A poor excuse for a being. A penis lover, man lover.
Hey, do you know "Martin Steezefactor"? You mean that guy who loves to suck dick? Yeah that faggot. He can go to hell!
by Martin Steezefactor October 12, 2008

by beckylouwalker May 7, 2022

Martin is a cute guy. He love fanfics and nerdy nerd stuff. He can talk a lot about The Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. His hair is light brown and his eyes are green like the inside of a cucumber.
You can have a lots of fun with a Martin.
You can have a lots of fun with a Martin.
by sir poofy July 11, 2022
