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Marios

Marios is the guy always reading non educational books but studies only when he is taking exams. He wears glasses and cannot decide how to make his hair so he gets a yee-yee-ass haircut. He is calm but when he is in a good mood he spams with jokes and laughs screaming. He is the right guy to tell the sins that you have done but he will make jokes about it. He is an atheist and also he is suicidal.
If someone tells you a very bad secret and you ask them to commit suicide with you immediately you are a Marios.
by Andy asian cousin November 20, 2021
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Mario Kart

A f*cking awesome ass game that everyone should play
P1: Yo let’s play the best game ever!
P2: Mario Kart?
P1: f*ck. yea
by Metroid > Zelda May 29, 2023
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Mario dezio

Male who can be both douchey and interested in mainly men. Can be super cool and fun to hang out with but also hide in the closet.
Dude, that guy is acting like such a mario dezio.
by Violet summerss May 6, 2022
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Marios

Straight avgoustinos o 4os
Marios straight af no cap he be dancing in the club fucking chicks deep in the ass
by Sissy balls November 21, 2021
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Mario

Mario is a real softie when it comes to friends. He is really ugly and he has a poor personality.
Look its ugly Mario
by CarMan115 March 14, 2022
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Mario

by Ilovenintendoscock March 3, 2025
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Mario Kart

1. Racing video game series published by Nintendo, featuring primarily characters from the Mario franchise.

2. A sexual act involving the ejaculation of a dog inside of you, or your ejaculation inside a dog.
1.

Mario: Hey brother, you up for a game of Mario Kart?
Luigi: Sure thing bro, get the Gamecube set up.

2.
Mario: So, you got any plans tonight?
Luigi: Eh, not much, was thinking of doing a Mario Kart...
Mario: That poor dog of yours doesn't know what's coming...
by WitherHD November 19, 2017
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